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Santa's A Fat Bxtch madaling mga kord ng gitara ni
Insane Clown Posse
Insane Clown Posse

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Verse 1
G

Sleigh bells jingle- ling rin

jing jingle- ling
F

Horses, horses, horses, horses
G

Sleigh bells jingle- ling
Verse 2

ring jing jingle- ling
G
F
G

Santa Claus suck my balls

Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls

Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid

I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh

I sat around all night under

the chimney

Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme"

I know that he's comin',

he's comin' he must

Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust

Turn on my TV the very next day I

see you're gettin' paid
F
G

Leadin' the parade,

I'm that sniper on the buildin'
Eb
G

Listen to my nine go click,
Verse 3

Santa's a fat bitch
G
Eb
G
A

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
G

(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't
A

get shit
G

(Another year I ain't get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof

(Oh my undertaker)

I'm a bust your ass in the too-

hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
F
G

Yeah, I got somethin' to say about St. Nick
Verse 4


Fuck that ho he never brought Shaggs shit

No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal

So I eat it, 'cause there ain't

nothin' in the cupboards
F

So I'll be quick, quick and brief
G

Alls I need for Christmas
F

is my two front teeth
G
F

I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
G

I need a few new ones,
F
Eb

could you help me out
G

Should've known I'd get the
F
G

short end of the stick

No kinda gift, I didn't get shit
Eb
G

Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
F
G

It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch
Verse 5
A
G

Santa Claus is a fat bitch

(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't get

shit
Eb
G

(Another year I ain't get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof

(Oh my undertaker)

I'm a bust your ass in the too-

hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 6
F

"Oh- ho- ho don't go that
G

way Rudolph that's the ghetto
F

Ho- ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything"


(Background:) Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle- ling

Horses,
G

horses, horses, horses
Verse 7
Eb

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
G

I see you got cookies and

milk on your chin

I guess you had time to collect

your ends

You always been down for your rich friends

But Rudolph,
Eb

he don't bring your sleigh my way
G

Nothin' but coal and dirt for little J

I guess you couldn't fit
Eb

down my chimney shaft
G

You need to lose some

of that fat ass, uh

All the little rich boys,

they gettin paid

Countin' the toys and

duckets they made

Me? I got a little half little

chunk of dog shit
Verse 8

I'm a kill that fat bitch
G
Eb
G

Santa Claus is a fat bitch

(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
A
G

Another year and I ain't get
Eb
G
Eb

shit
G

(Another year I ain't get shit)
Eb
G

If I hear him land on my roof
Eb
A

(Oh my undertaker)
G
F
G

I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
Eb
G

hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 9

Twas another full Christmas and

everything's whack

Not a creature stirrin'

but a fuckin' rat

I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't
Eb

hearin' nothin'
G

Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as

hell ain't no stuffin'
Eb

All that I paid, wished and prayed
G

This fat motherfucker

would swing my way

Drop off soldiers and rubber balls

But I woke up and found some
F
G

crusty old drawers

Yep, yep, I knew it, The shaft again
Eb
G

And again, and again, and again

Every year I wake up to the same old shit,

house
Verse 10

And there'd be no sign of the fat bitch
G
A

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
G

(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't get shit
A
G

(Another year I ain't get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof
F
G

(Oh my undertaker)
F
G

I'm a bust your ass in the too-

hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Eb
G

Santa Claus is a fat bitch

(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't

get shit

(Another year I ain't get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof


(Oh my undertaker)
Gm
G
Eb
G

I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
E
Eb
Eb

hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 11
Eb

"He's got a fuzzy white
A

beard and a great big smile
Eb
Eb

A bright red hat you can see for a mile
A

A bag full of goodies and a great big grin
Eb
B
Eb
B
E

Here comes Santa Claus again"

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