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The Neden Game madaling mga kord ng gitara ni
Insane Clown Posse
Insane Clown Posse

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Verse 1
C

"Let's meet contest
F
G

ant number one
F
C
F
G

He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
F
C
F
G

Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
F
C

Let's find out if his charm
F
G

will work on Sharon

Sharon,
F
C

what's your question?"
Verse 2
F

"Contestant number one,
G
C

I believe first impressions last forever
G

So let's say you were to come over
F
C

to my parent's house

And have dinner with me and my family
G
C

Tell me what you would do to make

That first impression really
G
F
C

stick"
Verse 3
F

Let's see, uh, well,
G
C

I'd have to think about it
G
F

I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
C

I'd probably just show up na
F
G
C

ked like I always do
G

And look your momma in the eye and tell her,
F
C

"FUCK YOU!!!"

Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry,
G
C

I smell spaghetti

I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell
F

her, "Get the food ready!"
C
F

Your dad will probably start trip
G
C

ping and get me pissed

I'd have to walk up and bust
G
F

him in his fucking lips!
C

It's dinner time,
G
C

we hearing grace from your mother

I pull a forty out and pour some
F

for your little brother
C
F

I'm steady staring at your sister,
G
C

I'll tell you this

You know for only 13, she
G
F
C

got some big tits
F
C

After that, your dad will try to jump again

And only this time,
G
F

I'd put the forty to his chin
C
F

After you mom does the dishes
G
C

and the silverware
G

I'd dry-fuck her her till I nut in
F

my underwear
Interlude 1
C


Verse 4
C

"Now, let's me contestant
G

number two
C

He's a psychopathic,
G
C

de ranged, crackhead freak

Who works for the Dark Carnival

He says women call him stretch nuts

Sharon, let's hear your question"
Verse 5
C
G

"I like a man who's not afraid
C

to show his true emotions
G

A man who expresses himself
F
C

in his own special way

Number two, if you fell in love with me

Exactly how would you let
G
F

me know?"
Verse 6
C
F
G
C

First thing, I could never love you

You sound like a richie-bitch,
F

yo, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
C
F

But if I did, I'd probably
C

show you that I care

By taking all these other
F

motherfuckers outta here
C

I'd go through your phone
F
G
C

book and whack em all

And find contestant number one and break
F
C

his fucking jaw (what?!)
F

Anyone who looked at you,
C

would have to pay
F

I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
C

I'd grab your titties and stretch
G
C

em down past your waist

Let em go, and watch em both
G
F

spring up in your face
C
F
G

I'd sing love songs to you,
C

the best I can
G
F

Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
C
F

When we go to the beach and
C

walk through the sand

I throw a little in your face and say,
F
C

I'm just playing
F
G
C

As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back

And grab your underwear and wedge
G
F

it up your ass crack!!
Interlude 2
F
C


C
"Well it sounds like
Verse 7
C


contestant number two

Is just over-flowing with with sensitivity,

Sharon

It's a touch choice so far

Sharon, let's have your last question and

See which one is going to win
F
C

the rights to your neden"
Verse 8
C
G
C

"Okay, if we were at a dance club,

and you both noticed me at the
G
F

Same time. Tell me,
C

how would you each get my attention, and what would

Your pick up line be? Well,
G
F

whoever's the smoothest wins!"
Verse 9
C
F
C

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar

And tell you that I can't believe
G
F

how fucking fat you are
C
F

I'd tell that I like the way you
G
C

make your titties shake

And if you lost a little weight,
F

you'd look like Rickie Lake!
Verse 10
C
F
G
C

Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick

I'd order you a drink
G
F

and stir it with my dick
C
F

And then to get your attention
G
C

in the crowded place

I'd simply walk up and stick
G
F

my nuts in your face
Verse 11
C

Yeah, freak with your nuts,
G
C

yo, that'll get her
Verse 12

Tell her that's she fat, yeah,
G
F

that'll work even better
Verse 13
C
F
G
C

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap

Shit, you don't want

contestant number two
F

He's mad-whack
Verse 14
C
F
G
C

I I walk into a bar and there he was

Standing up by a bucket,
F

eww, trying to fuck it
C

It was a big fucking smelly,
G
C

ass farm llama
Verse 15
C

Damn dawg! how you gonna
Outro 1

diss your momma?!
C

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