Men And Women

Men And Women madadaling guitar chords ni Rodney Carrington

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Gitara
Pag-tune

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Fret 1

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    3

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    • Verse 1
    Men and Women â?? Rodney Carrington You women 
    have so 
    much power 
    in your pants you have 
    no clue. 
    You 
    have to much power! 
    That little hairy critter 
    you got in you bridges 
    causes more shit 
    than anything else in this 
    world. 
    If I 
    had a 
    twat in 
    my bridges 
    I'd be in a hotel 
    room right now with eight 
    guys, 'cause I'm a big 
    old hoar. 
    You have to 
    much power. You can 
    â?¦.in the front 
    yard and tell your man: 'Now 
    you go out there and eat that, 

    when you come back, you can have 
    some!' You 
    know what he'd do? Whah 
    whah! He 
    'd 
    come running back into the house 
    with a chocolate ring around 
    his lips. 'I 
    did 
    it!!'. You stupid 
    son of a bitch, I was kiddin'. 
    Well, I still get the pussy 
    don't I? 
    Well no, you got shit 
    in your mouth! 

    Thank god 
    for hands. 
    I'm 
    34 years old, I jack 
    off more now 
    than I did when I discovered 
    it. 
    When 
    I 
    dis

    covered it, I 
    loved it: 
    Man, this feels 
    great. 
    What 
    the fuck was that? 
    I can't 
    see! 
    I 
    can't see! 

    How many women 
    masturbate? Look, 
    10 of 
    you! 
    Horseshit! Is that a 
    14 biljon dollar a year 

    dildo business 
    I think it is. 
    Then 10 women 
    out here keeping it 
    going. 
    Horseshit! 

    Women do it. I 
    just do it in private. 
    Found 
    her hanging 
    against 
    the washingmachine while 
    folding clothes. 
    Whooooooooo shit! 
    ' What are you 
    doing?' I'm folding clothes!!!! 
    Shit, and I 
    watched. And 
    then 
    men get 
    all the 
    shit, 'cause we're 
    the 
    horny ones, 

    you 
    know? 'You're always 
    horny. 
    That's all you 
    ever wanna do!' I KNOW! Because 
    one of us had to 
    be. 
    One of us had 
    to 
    be the horny ones. 
    There's men en there's 
    wo
    men. One 
    of us 
    had to be 
    the horny ones. 
    So it's men. 
    Women 
    don't think like 
    we do. They're 
    emotional creatures. 
    If 
    they did, we'd 
    all in a big 
    â?¦ right now. 
    Which would be a hell 
    of a lot of fun. 

    That's why men 
    created sports. 
    Men created sports 
    'cause they get 
    tired of thinking 
    about 
    pussy 
    24 hours 
    a day. 
    Because sex 
    is all about 
    find 
    them a girl, 
    getting' in 
    the little spot. 
    Find 
    her, get 
    thereâ?¦â?¦. It's 
    all it's 
    about. 
    And if 
    you look at sports 
    it's the same 
    way 'cause 
    men created them. 
    Footbal! Upright 
    through the middle! 
    We put hair 
    on the post is 
    it wouldn't too offensive. 
    Basketball: 2 hole, 
    5 guys 
    fighting 5 other guys 
    for a hole. Just 
    like being in a nightclub! 
    And 
    off course 
    tennis was invented 
    by a women, 'cause that's 
    just 
    her doing: Back 
    and forth, back 
    and 
    forthâ?¦.. Which 
    goes back to the power- 
    issue. If 
    there is an argument at my 
    house, 

    my wife can 
    take the puss, run 
    in another room and 
    hold it 
    hostage. 
    All of a sudden 
    I am a hostage- 
    ne
    gotiator. 
    'Have you harmed the hostage 
    in any way? 
    Press the hostage 
    against the window 
    so I can see 
    it. 
    Why is 
    the hostage smoking 
    white 
    sigar? We 
    know you got demands, 
    what are they? 
    She wants to go shopping. 
    Shit! 
    And a new car. 
    Fuck! 
    She wants a helicopter. 
    God 
    damn' we can do that I tell you . a 
    helicopter, Helicopter, 
    HELICOPTER 
    ,HELICOPTER 
    !! 

    Thanks a lot everybody for 
    coming out. I hope you had 

    a great time. I did! 
    Thank you! 
    Good night. Thank you 
    very much. 

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