Susi: G major
Verse 1
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D
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D
G
Em
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G
I don't
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D
like poodles and potpourri
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G
D
I need a woman that I can squeeze
Verse 2
These are the things that I believe
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C
D
I like John Wayne and overalls
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C
Hate chick flicks and shopping malls
Verse 3
G
C
I don't like flowers and fancy wine
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G
Or talking on that phone all the time
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G
D
I don't like nothing near my behind
It's an exit, it suits me fine
Verse 4
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D
Oh, these are all those reasons
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C
I ainit queer
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Em
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G
he ain't queer)
Verse 5
D
G
C
If you ask me that's more fun
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D
In 'n' out and then I'm done
Verse 6
Two guys kissing would make me run
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C
I don't like sex on a fufu bed
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G
Don't want to dance with a guy name Fred
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G
I did it once and my face turned red
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G
You saw the tape...enoughs been said
Verse 7
C
D
All my buddies we like to drink
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C
Watching fights at the hockey rink
Verse 8
C
D
Oh, these are all the reasons I
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D
G
Am
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C
ain't queer
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Em
Don't be poking nothing near my rear,
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yeah
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D
C
The crazy cuckoo reasons
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