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Women Lose Weight madaling mga kord ng gitara ni
Morcheeba
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Verse 1
Dm

[Chorus]

What a surpriser, Open your eyes,

A Woman advisor
Verse 2
Dm

[Verse 1] The name

of this entertainement is
Am

'Women lose weight'
Dm

Our first years of mariage
Am

everything was just great
Dm
Am

But after two kids And a weight gain factor
Dm

The fact is Now she's com
Am

pletely unattractive
Dm

Look fat chicks I don't
Am

mean to sound rude
Dm

I tell her nice hit the gym
Am

And don't eat so much food
Dm

But no Your shallow
Am
Dm

You need to run the course of
Am

unconditionnal love and so forth
Dm
Am

But how if desire's is not there That's
Dm

just delayment

Divorce is, child support,
Am

alimony payments
Dm
Am

My happiness I doubt discouraged
Dm
Am

So hurry for an easier way out

of this marriage
Dm

Meanwhile my secretary
Am

June well groomed
Dm

When you gonna leave your wife I tell her
Am
Dm

soon mommy soon, I assume
Am
Dm

Or my des tiny is blue Interestingly The only
Am
Dm
F

thing left for me to do is to kill her
G
[Chorus] What a surpriser, Open your
Verse 3
F


eyes,
G

A Woman advisor
Dm

I'm gonna have to kill her
Am

Of course there's laws which
Dm

enforces divorces
Am

Send that ass right to the morgue miss
F
G
F

What a surpriser, Open your eyes,
G

A Woman advisor
Dm

I'm gonna have to kill her
Am

Of course there's laws which
Dm

enforces divorces
Am

Send that ass right to the

morgue miss
Verse 4
Dm

[Verse 2] My plans

against or shenanigans
Am

Kinda ran thin
Dm

Knowin' nothing about poisoning
Am

And I can't swim
Dm

Bad in tentions pumping
Am

Might as well become numb
Dm

Cut her lungs or the obvious
Am
Dm

robbery gone wrong

But the catch is do I have the
Am

nerve to dispatch this
Dm

Who can I get to help me
Am

murder this fat chick
Dm

I guess I'll have to
Am

play a dude robbin
Dm

On Wednesday The day she usually
Am

goes food shopping
Dm
Am

Anyway long story short hit the
G

side of her Chrysler
Dm
G

And sent her clean over the divider
Dm
Am

"You bastard" she said
G

As the wreck went tumblin down the hill
C

I thought "she has to be dead"
Dm
Am

Later on get a call (from a) Lieutenant

O'Rourke
Dm

(had me) leapin like a frog We
Am
Dm

need you at the morgue
Am

So I selfishly pursue
Dm

"boohoo" there was nothing else for me
Am
F

to do I had to kill her
G
[Chorus] What a surpriser, Open your
Verse 5
F


eyes,

A Woman advisor
G

C'mon ya'll know
Dm

I had to kill her
Am

Of course there's laws which
Dm

enforces divorces
Am

Send that ass right to the
F

morgue miss Kill her
G
F

What a surpriser Open your eyes,
G

A Woman advisor
Dm

I had to kill her
Am

Of course there's laws which
Dm

enforces divorces
Am

Send that ass right to the
Verse 6

morgue miss
Am

[Verse 3]
F
C

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have
F

no clue who did this hit and run
C

No sir we don't have no clues right now
Dm

This is terrible what am I gonna tell
Am

the kids?
Dm

Pull yourself together sir
Am
F

I'm so broken up in side
G

I just can't believe this
F
C

I understand, I understand
Dm

Catch the person who did this
Am
Dm
Am

We're gonna try sir Please
G
Dm

Screamin "who done took my
Am

heart" acting shakin up a lot
Dm

At the funeral though everyone was
Am
Dm

lookin at me odd like I did it
Am

Like I was the reason my mates

slain murmuring
F

"I heard he was displeased with
Dm

her weight gain"
Am

While my secretary sort of a sexy
Dm

blonde can't cook
Am

All she does is order from restaurants
Dm

All of the sex you want I
Am

doubt could address,
Dm

Clothes not washed proper and

house look a mess and

Talkin to detectives that
Am
G

was waitin outside
Dm

How I took a long lunch break
G

day the wife died
Dm

I darn near turned pale
Am
G

And because of betrayal they indicted
Dm
Am
Dm

me, and gave me an im possible bail
Am

Good fortune to anyone ad
Dm

miring the rawtent

Moral of the story is
Am

Desire is important
Dm
Am

So watch your weight It'll keep you mate

smitten it's a given
F

Though looking back I realised I

didn't have to kill her
G
[Chorus] What a surpriser Open your
Verse 7
F


eyes,
G

A Woman advisor
Dm

I didn't have to kill her
Am

Of course there's laws which
Dm

enforces divorces
Am

Send that ass right to
F

the morgue miss

I killed her
G
F

What a surpriser Open your eyes,
G

A Woman advisor
Dm

I didn't have to kill her
Am

Of course there's laws which
Dm

enforces divorces
Am

Send that ass right to the
F

morgue miss
G
Well there you have it
Verse 8
F

Keep thin trim Keep
G
Dm

your mariage healthy Do you know what I mean?
Am
Dm

Small message from Morcheeba and
Am
F
G
F

Slick Rick the ruler
G

Dm
Am

Peace
Outro 1
Dm
Am
F
C

F
C
Dm

Am

F
C
F
C

Dm
Am

F
C
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C

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