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The Boss And The Secretary mga kord ni
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler

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Verse 1
G

Louise?

Yes, sir?

I want ya in here right now!

I'll be right in.
F

Damn straight you'll be right in
Gm
G

What do you need, sir?

What do I need? You know what I need

Uh, no I don't, sir

I want you to come on over here, fish

my xxxx out of these

Trousers, and xxxx on it for a while!

Sir, I don't think I can

do something like that!

Oh, you can and you will, bitch!

Kneel down, now!

What if someone comes in?

You think I give a flying

xxxx about that shit? You get over

Here and you start suckin it! Well, alright...

Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Reach in there!

Reach in there and get

Yourself some candy

Okay...

Okay, a little lower, though...

Umm... alright...

Little... little lower...

Yeah?

No, to the left!

Left?

Damn, bitch, do I gotta do everything?

Pull down my pants!

O. Okay...

Now the tighty whities, pull that

xxxx down too

Mmmm...

Watch out now,

here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that?

What do I think of what?
C
G

This! My ding- a- ling! Come on,

play with the xxxx a little

Uh, okay...

Lower, baby! Gettin warmer...

Okay...

Let me pull the fatty rolls apart,

spring that xxxx out for ya

Yeah, that would help

Whoop, there it is!

Haha... What the xxxx is that?

Play with the shit

Okay...

That's right, jack it up and down

Well...
F

Up and down!
G
F

Well, it's hard to grab onto!

Keep tryin, you thick fingered
G

bitch! Use your pinkies!

Oh, okay... I'll try that

Yeah, now we got it goin on...

Yeah?

Let me xxxx those pinkies...
D

Okay...

Yeah...

Okay...
G

Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby,

keep it sprung! Yeah!

Tell me how much you love it

Ooh, I love it

Tell me it makes you horny

Ooh, I'm gettin real horny
C

Tell me it's bigger than a Tic Tac
G

But it isn't!

I don't give a xxxx if it is or isn't!

Say it is!

Alright! Your dick is bigger

than a Tic Tac!

Damn right, Tic Tac, cashew,

thumbtack, half a grape, it's

Bigger than all that shit!

All that xxxx put together!

Now don't get crazy on me, bitch, let's keep

this xxxx semi- real

Aw, I like a man who shaves

down here!

I don't shave that shit,

bitch! I'm still waitin on them weeds to

Bust out and grow and what not!


What? You mean you haven't

reached puberty?

I guess the only way to get you to

shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth!

Okay...

Well, then xxxx on that shit!
F
G
Eb

Uh, okay... Mmmm... yeah,
G
F

I'm suckin... suckin away here
G

That's a pimple, you dumb twat!

Ugg...

Move your mouth lower!

Mmmmm

Oh, oh yeah, now you're on

it! You're on it!

I'm on it?

That's it!

Okay!

Oh, that feels nice!

Okay!

Oh, hell yeah!

Yeah, there you go!

Oh, oh, shit, xxxxx ow!

What's wrong?

It's caught between your

teeth! Get it out! Get it out!

I'm sorry, sir!

Don't be flossin with that shit,

you gap- toothed bitch! Be careful!

Look, maybe I should just

lick it then, okay?

Do somethin!
C

Im gonna lick it! Cause I love to lick that thing,
G

okay?

Yeah...

Yeah, baby...

Yeah!

Yeah, you like that, baby?

Oh, yeah!

Whoah, whoah, whoah! Somethin

just spewed all over my face!

That was the pimple again!

Oh, uh uh...

Let me reiterate. Down. Lower. Bitch!

Okay, you fat fuck!

What's that?

I'm just playin with ya, haha...

Oh, you better be playin! Oh yeah,

that's it, now you're on it!

I'm on it?

Oh, oh smoke that roast, bitch...

Okay...

Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down,

not so fast!

Oh, okay

I got xxxx I wanna do to you, woman!

Oh boy...

Time to pull your dress

off... You're gonna get fucked!
F

I don't know, sir,
G

I mean... is that... is that really possible?
F

Don't give me no lip, bitch! You want

me to smack you in the
G

Face with this shit?

Hahahahaha

"Hahaha" you laughin now? Get the

xxxxxx dress off!

Well, alright,

but you have to promise me you're gonna use a condom

You know I can't wear that shit!
Eb
G

I do, I'm just playin! Hahahaha

Condom! You've been watchin too many

of those XXX movies,

Seein that fake dick xxxx those actors

have hangin off their real dicks

Those aint fake dicks,

those are real big dicks!

Bitch, I suppose you think Star Wars

is real, too! That they

Really got space ships and Chewbaki and all that shit! Stupid,


Colorful bitch! Hahahaha!
C
G

Alright, my panties are off... You gonna try to xxxx me now,

or what?

Try? I'm gonna xxxx your eyes crossed,

you apathetic bitch!
F
G

Wham, wham, wham! How you like me now,
F
G

bitch, how you like me now?

Is it seriously in?
F

In? You gotta stop xxxxxx all them
G

rhinos and blue whales! Not

Only is it in, but the shit's about

to blow! Ooooh! Mmmm...

Hope you're on the pill,

bitch, cause I blew that wad all up in ya

I. I got it, it's right on

the end of this hair, here

Shit, yeah, clean yourself up, bitch.

There's a beach towel in

My bathroom

I'll just use this Q- tip

Whatever, just do it and get the

xxxx back to work!

Okay, BB Dick!

What's that?

I'm just playin! Bye!

Shit, what a life I've got... It's good

to be Mr. Peter Bodd... Damn good

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