Storm madaling mga kord ng gitara ni
Tim Minchin

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Verse 1

This is a nine- minute beat poem.

It's called, "Storm"

Verse 2

Inner North London, top floor flat,

All white walls, white carpet, white cat,

Rice paper partitions,

modern art and am bition

The host's a physician,

Bright bloke,

has his own practice

His girlfriend's an actress,

an old mate of ours from home

And they're always great fun,

so to dinner we've come.

Verse 3

The 5th guest is an unknown,

The hosts have just thrown us

together for a favour

'Cause this girl's just

arrived from Australia

And she's moved to

North London

And she's the sister of someone or

has some connection.

Verse 4

As we make introductions I'm

struck by her beauty

She's irrefutably fair with dark

eyes and dark hair

But as she sits,

I admit I'm a little bit wary

'Cause I notice the tip of

the wing of a fairy

Tattooed on that popular area just

above the derrière

And when she says "I'm

Sagittarian,"

I confess a pigeonhole starts to form

And is immediately filled with pigeon

when she says her name is Storm.

Verse 5

Conversation is initially bright

and light hearted

But it's not long before Storm

gets started:

"You can't know anything,

knowledge is merely opinion!"

She opines,

over her Cabernet Sauvignon,

Vis- à- vis some un

hippily empirical comment by me.

Verse 6

"Not a good start" I think,

We're only on pre- dinner drinks,

And across the room,

my wife widens her eyes,

Silently begs me: "Be nice!"

A matrimonial warning,

not worth ignoring

So I resist the urge to ask Storm

Whether knowledge is so loose-

weave of a morning when

Deciding whether to leave her

apartment by the front door

Or the window on her second floor.

The food is delicious and Storm,

Verse 7

Whilst avoiding all meat

happily sits and eats

As the good doctor,

Slightly pissedly holds court on some

Anachronistic aspect

of medical history

When Storm suddenly

insists:

"But the human body is a

mystery!"

"Science just falls in a hole when it

Tries to explain the the nature

of the soul."

Verse 8

My hostess throws me a glance.

She, like my wife,

knows there's a chance

I'll be off on one of my rare

but fun rants but I shan't

My lips are sealed,

I just wanna enjoy the meal

And al though Storm

is starting to get my goat

I have no intention of rocking

the boat

Although it's becoming a bit of a wrestle

Because like her meteorolo

gical namesake,

Storm has no such concerns

for our vessel:

Verse 9

"Pharmaceutical companies are the enemy,

They promote drug dependency

at the cost of the natural remedies

That are all our bodies need

They are im moral and driven by greed.

Why take drugs when herbs

can solve it?

Why use chemicals when homeopathic

solvents can resolve it?

I think it's time we all

Return- to- live with natural

medical alternatives."

And try as I like,

Verse 10

a small crack appears in

D#m

my diplomacy- dike.

"By definition," I begin,

"Alternative medicine," I continue,

"Has either not been proved to work,

or been proved not to work.

Do you know what they call

Alternative medicine that's been

proved to work?

Medicine."

Verse 11

"So you don't believe in any natural

remedies?"

"On the contrary Storm, actually Before we came

Verse 12

to tea,

I took a natural remedy derived

from the bark of a willow tree

A painkiller that's virtually

side- ef fect free

It's got a weird name, darling,

what was it again?

M- masprin? Basprin? Oh

yeah! Asprin!

Which I paid about a buck for down

at the local drugstore.

Verse 13

The debate briefly abates

as my hosts collect plates

But as they return with desserts

Storm pertly asserts:

"Shakespeare said it first:

There are more things in heaven and

Earth than ex ist in your philosophy.

Science is just how we're

trained to look at reality,

It doesn't explain love

or spirituality.

How does science explain psychic

s? Auras?

The afterlife? The power of prayer?"

F#m

I'm becoming aware that I'm

Verse 14

staring,

I'm like a rabbit

Suddenly trapped in the blinding

headlights of vacuous crap.

Maybe it's the Hamlet she just

misquothed

Or the sixth glass of wine I just quaffed

But my dip lomacy dike groans

And the arsehole held back by its stone

s can be held back no more:

"Look, Storm, Sorry I don't mean

Verse 15

to bore you

but there's no such thing as an aura!

Reading Auras is like reading minds or

Tea- leaves or star- signs

or meridian lines

These people aren't applying a skill,

They're either lying or mentally ill.

Same goes for people who claim they

hear God's demands

And spiritual healers who

think they've magic hands.

By the way, why

Verse 16

D#m

do we think it's okay for

People to pretend they

can talk to the dead?

Isn't that totally fucked in the head?

D#m

Lying to some crying

woman whose child has died

And telling her you're in touch

with the other side?

I think that's fundamentally sick

Do we need to clarify here that there's

no such thing as a psychic?

What are we, fucking two?

Verse 17

Do we actually think that

Horton Heard a Who?

Ebm

Do we still believe that Santa

brings us gifts?

That Michael Jackson didn't

have facelifts?

Are we still so stunned by

G#m

circus tricks that we think

That the dead would wanna talk

to pricks like John Edwards?

Storm to her credit

Verse 18

despite my derision

keeps firing off clichés

With startling precision like a sniper using

bollocks for ammunition

Verse 19

"You're so sure of your position

but you're just closed- minded

I think you'll find that your

faith in science and

Tests is just as blind as the faith

of any fundamentalist"

"Wow that's a good

Verse 20

point,

let me think for a bit.

Oh wait, my mistake,

that's absolute bullshit.

D#m

Science adjusts it's views

based on what's observed.

Faith is the denial of observation

D#m

so that Belief can be preserved.

G#m

If you show me that, say, homeopathy works,

then I will change my mind

F#dim

I'll spin on a fucking dime

I'll be embarrassed as hell,

But I will run through the streets yelling

'It's a miracle! Take

physics and bin it!

Water has memory!

And while it's memory of a long

Lost drop of onion juice

seems Infinite

It somehow for gets all the poo

G#m

it's had in it!'

Verse 21

You show me that it works

and how it works

And when I've recovered

from the shock

I will take a compass and carve 'Fancy

That' on the side of my cock."

Verse 22

Everyone's just staring now,

But I'm pretty pissed and I've

dug this far down,

So I figure, in for penny,

in for a pound:

"Life is full of mys

Verse 23

teries,

yeah

But there are an swers out there

And they won't be found by

people sitting around

G#m

Looking serious and saying 'Isn't

G#m

life mysterious?'

'Let's sit here and hope.

Let's call up the fucking Pope.

Let's go watch Oprah interview

Deepak Chopra.'

If you wanna watch tele, you should

Verse 24

watch Scooby Doo.

That show was so cool

because every time there

Was a church with a ghoul or a

ghost in a school

They looked beneath the mask

and what was inside?

The fucking janitor or the dude

who ran the waterslide.

Because throughout history every

Mystery ever solved has turned out to be

Not Magic.

Verse 25

Does the idea that there might

be knowledge frighten you?

G#m

Does the idea that one afternoon on

Wiki- fucking- pedia might

enlighten you frighten you?

G#m

Does the notion that there may not be

Ebm

a supernatural so blow your

Hippy noodle that you'd rather just

Stand in the fog of your in

Ebm

ability to Google?

Isn't

Verse 26

this enough?

Just this world?

Verse 27

F#m

Just this beautiful, complex,

wonderfully unfathomable, natural world?

How does it so fail to hold

our attention that we have to

Diminish it with the invention of cheap,

man- made myths and monsters?

If you're so into your Shakespeare,

lend me your ear:

"To gild re fined gold,

to paint the lily,

F#m

To throw perfume on the violet...

is just fucking silly"

Or something like that.

Or what about Satchmo?!

"I see trees of Green,

Red roses too,"

And fine, if you wish to glorify

Krishna and Vishnu in a

Post- colonial,

Condescending bottled-

up and labeled

Kind of way then whatever, that's ok.

But here's what gives me a hard- on:

I am a tiny, insignificant,

ignorant bit of carbon.

I have one life,

and it is short and unimportant...

But thanks to recent scientific

advances I get to live

Twice as long as my great great great

great uncleses and auntses.

Twice as long to live this life of mine

Twice as long to love this wife of mine

Twice as many years of friends and wine

Of sharing curries and getting

F#m

shitty at good- looking hippies

With fairies on their spines

Verse 28

and butterflies on their titties.

And if perchance I have offended

Think but this and all is

mended:

We'd as well be 10 minutes back in time,

Outro 1

For all the chance you'll change your mind.

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