This guy's got me so irate man,
he's so safe as well
He's got me so irate,
safe is one of my mates
But when he's sucked by the L,
he's not very nice or safe
He's got me so irate,
safe is one of my mates
But when he's sold by DL,
he's not very nice or safe
We need to go back and
grab that ice cream mate
He wants to go back where
the beer sprayed
He just gets so drunk it
becomes a cliche
He's a top bloke but can't take his DL
Not only did he do that but
he wants a replay
Risking getting arrested here in Spain
And what for?
For a 3 euros tub of ice cream mate,
at this point I'd then speed it away
He's got me so irate,
safe is one of my mates
But when he's sucked by the elf,
he's not very nice or safe
He's got me so irate,
safe is one of my mates
But when he's soaked by the air,
he's not very nice or safe
Man he's laughing like a lau lau,
shouting jokes
It's the shit that got
him kicked out by Simone
Not even thinking about
the row at home
Acting like a clown in a loud show
So then he then slips down
and clouts the window
Drops the ice cream on the
ground below
Stumbling round through the doorway
out on his toes
And we all had to run down the road
He's got me so irate
Safe is one of my mates
But when he's sobbed by the elf
He's not very nice or safe
He's got me so irate
Safe is one of my mates
But when he's sobbed by the elf,
he's not very nice or safe
I could see it coming,
I could see what he thought
I knew I should have tried to thwart
I should have taken the tub
off him in the store,
stopping him shoving it in his shorts
Then he wouldn't have sworn at their senor,
I smashed the window to
pieces on the floor
Causing me to have to panic before,
rushing him and me out the door
He's got me so I pray,
safe is one of my mates
But when he's sober I yell,
he's not very nice or safe
He's got me so I pray,
safe is one of my mates
But when he's sober I yell,
he's not very nice or safe you