Muffle that fart

Muffle that fart madadaling guitar chords ni Millie Jackson

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Gitara
Pag-tune

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    • Verse 1
    I know 
    I was a little rough 

    on the 
    fellas that time, 

    you 
    know, but, 
    yes, 
    you agree. 

    But see, 
    I'm going to give 
    everybody equal 
    time 
    tonight, you know, 

    I am, I'm not 
    going to be hard 
    on the guys 

    without 
    telling you some 
    of our secrets, 

    too. 

    Why you pointing 
    at her? 

    Does 
    she 
    have skid 
    marks, 

    too? 
    Woo! 

    Mama, what's 
    your problem? 

    See, women 
    don't 
    usu
    ally have 

    skid marks. 

    You know, we 
    usually handle 

    that shit. 

    Sometime the 
    seat 
    be kind of 

    starchy, but. 

    I did not 
    mean to say, yes I 

    did, fuck it. 

    But you know what 
    women can do, 


    I want to know, 
    y 'all can be honest, 


    this is an honest weekend 

    here, right? 

    Ain't nobody gonna 
    bullshit, 

    we gonna be 
    real, right, okay. 

    I 
    want to know how 
    many women out 
    there 

    are 
    very airy 
    in the morning. 

    What you mean? 

    Oh airy, 
    airy. 

    What you mean 
    airy? 

    You know what airy 
    mean. 

    When you get up 
    in the morning 

    take 
    that first piss 

    you know do you have 
    to fart loud. 
    Huh? 

    I know you old 
    bitches fart 
    now. 

    They don't need to 
    give me that shit. 

    Now 
    I know you all 
    fart, I can look 
    at you. 

    Hello, 
    farther. 

    See, 
    I'm honest. 
    know 

    what is rough though? 

    It's when 
    you meet that 

    new guy 

    you know and 
    y 'all been seeing each 

    other 

    which is that whoo 
    y 
    'all been 

    to see each other 

    a few times 
    now and 
    then the magic moment 
    come he spends 

    the night 
    you know me and 
    then you get 
    up the next morning 

    and 
    you she said I'm 
    serious and 
    you have to you 

    know take that Pete 
    that I was telling 
    you about before 

    and 
    it's something 
    about early in 

    the morning 

    when the house 
    is sound that shit 

    just echoed 

    it'd 
    be all 
    over in somebody else's 

    apartment 

    you 
    know I 
    mean 
    them farts 
    are loud then 
    but see I'm gonna help 

    you bitches solve this 
    problem see what you do 

    don't 
    let the fart ring 
    all over the house 


    cuz motherfucker be laying in 

    bed 

    listen to you you 
    have to muffle 
    any shit 

    I'm 
    serious 

    I know y 'all be what 
    how can 
    I put 

    without 
    him hearing me 

    y 'all be finding excuse 
    excuse me do I 

    have to run to the kitchen 

    I 
    need a soda some 

    Y 'all be talking 

    about your thirst and shit. 

    Don't lie. 

    You just get a 
    lot of toilet 
    paper 

    and 
    you wrap that shit 

    together and you cut 

    Put a muffle on 
    it for it, you know, 

    I mean 

    You had them in 
    the business. 

    do it 
    that won't help 

    if you ain't the 
    bitch's pussies you 

    bought 
    now 

    you 
    need 
    the toilet paper 

    Kind of put 
    a muffle on 
    it, 

    and 
    he'll never 
    know you did it. 

    I 
    got that shit down 
    to a side, 

    yo, 
    that's, 
    hey, 
    that's it. 

    And get 
    up off the 
    camo 

    when 
    you do that, it 
    echoes. 

    Just kind of 
    cup it a little bit, 

    and everything 
    will be fine. 

    You 
    got that, 
    mom? 

    She's 
    still over there going pretend 
    she don't fart, 


    you know what mean? 

    Why 
    you want to lie 
    to me? 

    Won't you be 
    honest? 

    Come clean. 

    You probably 
    over there with a woman 

    now 

    because you ain't got 
    no man, 

    you done blew 
    him away. 

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