other night I had a date
with little Lucy Brown
We hit all the honky -tonks
in a ad joining town
Five foot two, eyes of blue,
just sweet as she could be
I didn't know her pop was a Mill Valley
She was just 16
Good morning judge
Why do you look so mean
Sir, Mr. Judge
What can the charges be
If there's been trouble
Will I plead not guilty
Had to be someone else
You know it wasn't me
I broke up with my wife,
it was just the other day
Last thing that she said to me,
Cody you will pay
You will pay me every month
and you better never pay
I said before you get one dime,
I'll rot right here in jail
Good morning, Judge.
Why do you look so mean?
Sir, Mr. Judge,
what can those charges be?
If there were trouble, you know
I'm gonna plead not guilty.
Had to be someone else,
you know it wasn't me.
I was miles away that time.
When I found my in come tax this year
I thought I'd save some dough
I cheated just a little bit,
I figured they'd never know
So I got some money back this year
just like I never do
They're gonna have to catch me
before
I pay that eternal revenue
Good morning, Judge,
why do you look so mean, sir?
And Mr. Judge, could the charge be
If there was some kind of trouble
I'm gonna have to plead not guilty
No, I didn't do it, had to be
Someone else, you know, it wasn't me
Oh, oh
I got an airtight alibi, baby
Uh, could we discuss the bail fees?