Do da diddlum, do da diddlum, do da diddlum, do da diddlum, bounce the ball,
do diddlum, bounce the ball, do da diddlum, bounce the ball, do diddlum day.
All good things should not be beat,
but here's what puzzles me.
Why do they beat an egg that's good
and let the bad ones be?
Answer that.
Do -di -diddle -um -bounce the ball,
do -diddle -um -bounce the ball.
Do -di -diddle -um -bounce the ball,
do -diddle -um -dee.
They say if you peel an onion underwater,
you will never cry.
Ha -ha! I can't stay underwater that long,
and I ain't going to even try.
Do -di -diddle -um -bounce the ball,
do -diddle -um -bounce the ball.
Do -di -diddle -um -bounce the ball,
do -diddle -um -dee.
My shoes are like a man and wife
that fights like dogs and cats.
While I live a very happy life, yeah,
both of my shoes have spats.
-da -diddle -um -bounce -a -ball,
do -diddle -um -bounce -a -ball.
Do -da -diddle -um -bounce -a -ball,
do -diddle -um -day.
What kind of tables are the best?
Let's see you guess that, you bloke.
Veggie tables are the best.
Now, what do you think of that joke?
Very sad.
Do -da -diddle -um -bounce -a -ball,
do -diddle -um -bounce -a -ball.
Do -da -diddle -um -bounce -a -ball,
do -diddle -um -day.
Old
Clance went sailing in a boat and
bumped into a whale.
That cat couldn't even swim
or float.
Guess what?
Now the boat's for sale.
Do -da -diddle -um -bounce -a -ball,
do -diddle -um -bounce -a -ball.
Do -da -diddle -um -bounce -a -ball,
do -diddle -um -day.
And here's another puzzler that
almost makes me scream.
Nice fresh cream is always good.
Tell me, why do they whip the cream?
Do -da -diddle -um, bounce the
ball.
Do -diddle -um, bounce the ball.
Do -da -diddle -um,
bounce the ball.
Do -diddle -um -dee.
Do -da -diddle -um, do -da -diddle -um, do -da -diddle -um,
do -da -diddle -um,
Dave.