Chords ng A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying ni
Bloodhound Gang

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Key: D major•

Intro 1

D

D

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Verse 1

A

A

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I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a

Merle Haggard concert

D

D

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That night I strolled on into Uncle

Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love

G

G

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It had been a while

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five

D

D

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had had come and went

Since that midnight run haulin'

hog to Shakey Town on I-10

G

G

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I had picked up this hitchhiker that

was sweatin' gallons

D

D

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Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and and

one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops

A

A

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Well, Well, that night I lost

myself to ruby red lips

D

D

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Milky white skin and baby blue eyes

Name was Russell

Verse 2

D

D

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A

A

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Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

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when the stripper is cryin'

G

G

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Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

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when the stripper is cryin'

G

G

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Well I find it's quite a thrill

D

D

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When she grinds me against her will

A

A

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Yes a lap dance is so much better

D

D

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when the stripper is cryin'

Verse 3

D

D

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A

A

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D

D

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A

A

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Well, faster than you can say,

"shallow grave"

D

D

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This pretty little thing come up to me and starts

kneadin' my balls

Like hard-boiled eggs eggs

G

G

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in a tube sock

Said her name was Bambi and I said,

D

D

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"Well that's a coincidence darlin'

'Cause I was just thinkin' about

skinnin' you like a deer"

G

G

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Well she smiled, had about as much

teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern

And And And I went on to tell her how I

D

D

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would wear her face like a mask

A

A

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As I do my little kooky dance

D

D

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A

A

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And then she told me to shush

I guess she could sense my desperation

D

D

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'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on

when when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

Verse 4

D

D

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A

A

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Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

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when the stripper is cryin'

G

G

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng G chord sa aming app.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

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when the stripper is cryin'

G

G

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Well I find it's quite a thrill

D

D

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When she grinds me against her will

A

A

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Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

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when the stripper is cryin'

Verse 5

D

D

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So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can

A

A

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D

D

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make all my fantasies come true

So I says, "Even this one

I have where Jesus Christ

G

G

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Is jackhammering Mickey

Mouse in the doo-doo hole

hole

With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks

gives birth to something

D

D

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Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds

on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

A

A

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D

D

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G

G

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Well, Well, ten beers,

Gm

Gm

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G

G

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twenty minutes and thirty dollars later

I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna

D

D

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town if you know what I mean

A

A

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Got to nail her back at her trailer

D

D

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A

A

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Heh, that rhymes

I have to admit it was even

D

D

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more of a turn-on

When When I found out she was doin'

me to buy baby formula

Verse 6

D

D

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A

A

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Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng D chord sa aming app.

when the stripper is cryin'

G

G

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng G chord sa aming app.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng D chord sa aming app.

when the stripper is cryin'

G

G

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng G chord sa aming app.

Well I find it's quite a thrill

D

D

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When she grinds me against her will

A

A

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng A chord sa aming app.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

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when the stripper is cryin'

Verse 7

D

D

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Day or so had passed when

A

A

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I popped the clutch

Gave the tranny a spin

D

D

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and slid on into

The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle

Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop

G

G

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There There There I was browsin' through

the latest issue of "Throb"

When I saw Bambi starin' at me from

D

D

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the back of a milk carton

Well, my heart just dropped

G

G

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So, I decided to do what

any good Christian would

D

D

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You can not imagine how difficult it is to

hold a half gallon of moo juice

A

A

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And polish the one-eyed gopher gopher

when your doin' seventy-five

In In an eighteen-wheeler

I I never thought missing chil

D

D

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dren could be so sexy

Did I say that out loud?

Verse 8

D

D

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A

A

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Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

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when the stripper is cryin'

G

G

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng G chord sa aming app.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better

D

D

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng D chord sa aming app.

when the stripper is cryin'

G

G

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng G chord sa aming app.

Well I find it's quite a thrill

D

D

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng D chord sa aming app.

When she grinds me against her will

A

A

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng A chord sa aming app.

D

D

Tingnan ang detalyadong diagram ng D chord sa aming app.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Outro 1

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D ₅

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A ₁

D ₂

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Tuner ng 5-String Bass

B ₀

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E ₅

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G ₃

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E ₄

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D ₃

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C ₃

G ₃

D ₄

A ₄

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Tuner ng gitara

E ₂

A ₂

D ₃

G ₃

B ₃

E ₄

Tuner ng 7-String na Gitara

B ₁

E ₂

A ₂

D ₃

G ₃

B ₃

E ₄

Tuner ng 12-string na GitaraKaraniwan

E ₃

E ₂

A ₃

A ₂

D ₄

D ₃

G ₄

G ₃

B ₃

B ₃

E ₄

E ₄

Tuner ng 6-string na GitaraPower

Tuner ng 6-string na GitaraBukas

Tuner ng 6-string na GitaraMga Dagdag

Tuner ng ukulele

G ₄

C ₄

E ₄

A ₄

CavaquinhoStandard

D ₄

G ₄

B ₄

D ₅

E ₁

A ₁

D ₂

G ₂

Tuner ng 5-String Bass

B ₀

E ₁

A ₁

D ₂

G ₂

Tuner ng biyolin

G ₃

D ₄

A ₄

E ₅

C ₃

G ₃

D ₄

A ₄

C ₂

G ₂

D ₃

A ₃

G ₃

D ₄

A ₄

E ₅

Tuner ng mandolin

G ₃

G ₃

D ₄

D ₄

A ₄

A ₄

E ₅

E ₅

Tuner ng Balalaika

E ₄

E ₄

A ₄

G ₄

D ₃

G ₃

B ₃

D ₄

Tuner ng 4-String Banjo

C ₃

G ₃

D ₄

A ₄

Mga chord

D
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The original key of A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying by Bloodhound Gang is D major.

The primary chords used in A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying are D, A, G, Gm.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like D, A, G, Gm, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying is approximately 103 beats per minute.

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