Susi: C major
Intro 1
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Dm
Em
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Gsus4
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Am
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Verse 1
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Bb
There's travel in your future
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C
to the back of a speeding bus
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Fill that void in your pathetic
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Mole 17 hours a day
Verse 2
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with the Ebola virus
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You are the true Lord of the Dance,
no matter what
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those idiots at work say
Verse 3
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ARIES!
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Bb
The look on your face will be
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C
that 40-pound watermelon in your colon
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Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf,
then give a
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hickey to Meryl Streep
Verse 4
Bb
You will never find true happiness
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C
do, cry about it?
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The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up,
do a bunch
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of stuff and then go back to sleep
Verse 5
Em
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for today
Gsus4
That's your horo scope
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C
Am
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C
for today
Dm
That's your horoscope for
Em
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C
Gsus4
today
today
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Verse 6
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GEMINI!
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Bb
Your birthday party will be
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Your love life will run into
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G
hurls a javelin through your chest
Verse 7
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CANCER!
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Bb
The position of Jupiter says
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rest of the week face down in the mud
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Try not to shove a roll of duct
tape up your nose while
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G
taking your driver's test
Verse 8
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LEO!
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Bb
F
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Now is not a good time to
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staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Bb
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding,
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strawberry Quik
Verse 9
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VIRGO!
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All Virgos are extremely friendly
Bb
Expect a big surprise today
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your head impaled upon a stick
Verse 10
Dm
That's your horoscope for
Em
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C
Gsus4
today
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Am
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today
Dm
That's your horoscope for
Em
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Gsus4
today
That's your horoscope
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Am
G
Verse 11
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Em
ceivable or at the very least
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a bit unlikely that the relative
position of the planets
and the stars could have a spe
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meaning that exclusively ap
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plies to only you, but let
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me give you my assurance that
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predictions are all based on solid,
evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of
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C
moron not to realize that every
single one of them is
Verse 12
C
LIBRA!
Bb
A big promotion is just around
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much more talented than you
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Laughter is the very best medicine,
Verse 13
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SCORPIO!
Bb
Get ready for an unexpected
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screaming from an open window
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Work a little bit harder on improving your
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G
low self esteem, you stupid freak
Verse 14
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C
SAGITTARIUS!
Bb
All your friends are laughing
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F
behind your back...
Bb
Take down all those naked
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pictures of Ernest Borgnine
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G
you've got hanging in
Verse 15
your den
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CAPRICORN!
Bb
The stars say that you're an
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C
person... but you know they're lying
Bb
If I were you, I'd lock my doors
never never never never leave
my house again
Verse 16
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Em
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Gsus4
That's your
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C
Am
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horoscope for today
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Em
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for today
Gsus4
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Gsus4
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Am
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That's your
Em
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Gsus4
for today
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Am
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Dm
That's your horoscope for
Outro 1
today
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Gsus4
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