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Weird Al Yankovic
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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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AQUARIUS!
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Bb

There's travel in your future
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when your tongue freezes
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C

to the back of a speeding bus
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Fill that void in your pathetic
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life by playing Whack-A-
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G
C

Mole 17 hours a day
Verse 2
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PISCES! Try to avoid
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any Virgos or Leos
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with the Ebola virus
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You are the true Lord of the Dance,

no matter what
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those idiots at work say
Verse 3
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ARIES!
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The look on your face will be
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priceless when you find
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that 40-pound watermelon in your colon
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C

Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf,

then give a
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hickey to Meryl Streep
Verse 4
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TAURUS!
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You will never find true happiness
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- what you gonna
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do, cry about it?
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The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up,

do a bunch
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of stuff and then go back to sleep
Verse 5
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That's your horoscope
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for today
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That's your horo scope
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C
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for today
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That's your horoscope for
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today
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That's your horoscope for

today
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Verse 6
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GEMINI!
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Your birthday party will be
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ruined once again by your
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explosive flatulence
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Your love life will run into
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trouble your fiance
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hurls a javelin through your chest
Verse 7
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CANCER!
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Bb

The position of Jupiter says
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that you should spend the
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C
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rest of the week face down in the mud
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Try not to shove a roll of duct

tape up your nose while
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taking your driver's test
Verse 8
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LEO!
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Bb
F
Bb

Now is not a good time to
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photocopy your butt and
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C

staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Bb

Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding,
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pudding, then wash it
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down with a gallon of
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C

strawberry Quik
Verse 9
Bb

VIRGO!
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All Virgos are extremely friendly
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and intelligent -
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except for you
Bb

Expect a big surprise today
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when you wind up with
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C

your head impaled upon a stick
Verse 10
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That's your horoscope for
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today
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That's your horoscope for
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today
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That's your horoscope for
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C
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today

That's your horoscope
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for today
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Verse 11
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Now you may find it incon
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Em

ceivable or at the very least
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a bit unlikely that the relative

position of the planets

and the stars could have a spe
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cial deep significance or
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meaning that exclusively ap
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G

plies to only you, but let
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me give you my assurance that
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these forecasts and
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predictions are all based on solid,
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scientific, documented

evidence, so you would have

to be some kind of
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C

moron not to realize that every

single one of them is
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absolutely true.
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Where was I?
Verse 12
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LIBRA!
Bb

A big promotion is just around
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the corner for someone
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C

much more talented than you
Bb

Laughter is the very best medicine,
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remember that
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when your appendix burst
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s next week
Verse 13
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SCORPIO!
Bb

Get ready for an unexpected
C

trip when you fall
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C

screaming from an open window
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Work a little bit harder on improving your
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F
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low self esteem, you stupid freak
Verse 14
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C

SAGITTARIUS!
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All your friends are laughing
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F

behind your back...
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kill them
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Take down all those naked
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pictures of Ernest Borgnine
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G

you've got hanging in
Verse 15

your den
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CAPRICORN!
Bb

The stars say that you're an
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exciting and wonderful
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C

person... but you know they're lying
Bb

If I were you, I'd lock my doors
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and windows and never

never never never never leave

my house again
Verse 16
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Gsus4

That's your
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C
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horoscope for today
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Dm

That's your horoscope
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for today
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Gsus4
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Am
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That's your
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horoscope
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for today
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Dm

That's your horoscope for
Outro 1

today
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Gsus4
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Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Mga chord

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  • Dm

  • Em

  • F

  • Gsus4

  • G

  • Am

  • Bb

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I-transpose: 0

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