Wtf is christmas?

Wtf is christmas? madadaling guitar chords ni Solar Opposites

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Gitara
Pag-tune

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

I-transpose

0

Capo

  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • Em

  • A

  • E

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • Em

  • A

  • E

  • F#m

    2

  • G

    • Intro 1
    D
    Bm

    Em
    A

    Verse 1
    D

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Bm

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Em
    A

    It's mistletoe and carols in the snow
    D

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Bm

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Em
    Bm
    E

    It's giving gifts to ones
    Bm
    A

    you love the most
    D

    Oh, I think I get it now

    What?
    Bm

    What

    Christmas is about
    Em

    I'll give some thoughtful gifts
    A

    That you can't live without

    Oh, thanks
    D

    We cut trees down outside
    Bm

    Why?

    And cover them with lights
    Em

    Because we love deforestation
    A

    And
    Em

    Earth's temperature in
    A
    Em
    D

    flation
    Bm

    Fireplace burns bright

    But now he's the bad one
    Em
    A

    We celebrate the world's demise
    D

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Bm

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Em

    This holy day when our
    A
    Em

    saviour was born
    A
    D

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Bm
    Em

    When three kings witnessed the miracle,
    Bm
    Em
    Bm

    the coming of our
    A

    Lord.
    D

    Oh, I think I understand.

    Okay.
    Em
    F#m

    So there were three wise kings.
    G

    And they showed up and
    D

    had a bunch of drugs.

    And then baby
    Em
    F#m

    Jesus did all the drugs.
    G

    And then they got mad and the three
    A

    kings killed all the animals because

    Jesus did all the drugs.

    Is that correct?
    D

    Am I right?

    Christmas is actually about the

    evil beast of the north.
    Bm

    He was feared for all the
    Em

    human skins he wore.
    A

    All his victims suffered gruesome ends.
    Em
    D

    He was a reindeer spirit of death.
    Bm

    And he severed every limb and head.
    Em

    And bathed in the blood of every elf,
    Bm

    woman and child.
    Bm

    As his laser nose boiled them alive.

    And their skulls crackled and

    their eyeballs burst.

    And he guzzled down all of it.

    Because charred intestines

    just tasted so...

    Sorry.
    D

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Bm

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Em
    A

    It's mistletoe and carols in the snow
    D

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Bm

    What the fuck is

    Christmas?
    Em
    Bm

    Okay, so after the stupid gifts,

    after the
    Em
    Bm

    Jesus baby does all of the
    A
    Em

    drugs from the kings,
    A
    Em

    after the trees are cut down

    and the earth dies,
    Bm

    the reindeer -murderer -laser -death

    -boy comes and boils everyone alive?
    D

    What the fuck?
    Bm
    A
    D

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