while I tell you
Of the Spaniard that blighted
my life
This to me, while I tell you
Of the man who pinched my
future wife
It was at a bullfight
where we met him
We'd been watching his
daring display
And while I'd gone out for
some nuts and a program
The dirty dog stole her away
Oh yes, oh yes
But I've sworn that I'll
have my revenge,
If I catch Alphonse and Spadoni,
the Toreador.
With a mighty swipe
I will dislocate his belly jaw.
I'll nab this bullfighter, I will,
And when I catch the founder,
the blighter I'll kill.
He shall die! He shall die!
He shall die! shall shall die!
He shall die! He shall die!
For I'll raise a bunion
on his Spanish onion
If I catch him bending tonight!
Yes, when I catch Spagoni
He will wish that he'd never been born
And for this special reason
My stiletto I've fetched out of porn
It cost me five shillings to fetch it,
This expense it has
caused me much pain,
But the pawnbroker's promised
when I've killed Spagoni,
He'll take it in pawn once again.
Oh yes, oh yes,
so to night there will be dirty work,
If I catch Alfonso Scodoni,
that's all he adores
With a mighty swipe
I will dislocate his buried jaw
I'll nab this bullfighter, I will
And when I catch the founder,
the blighter, I'll kill
He shall die! Oh yes! He shall die!
Oh yes!
He shall die, till he aight, aight, aight, aight,
aight, aight, aight, aight, aight
He shall die, he shall die
For I'll raise a bunion
on his Spanish onion
If I catch him bending tonight
Holy!
Hush -a -baba!
Holy!