But you won't believe
what happened last night
on my way home
I stopped at Joe's to have a drink
and to call you on the phone
Then I met Bill and Harry
and both of them bought a round
Before I knew what happened
my head was spinning round
From a booth back in the corner,
this blonde gave me a glance
I don't know why I did it,
but I asked her to dance
Then Harry played the jukebox
and we all sang along
We were having so much fun,
how could I think of home?
Think of home, think of home
We were havin' so much fun,
how could I think of home?
Then I said something awful
to a stranger at the bar
The next thing I remember,
they'd car ried me to the car
And I know it sounds ridiculous,
and you think I'm just talking smooth
But that's exactly how it happened,
and honey, that's the honest truth
Honey, now honey, it's the truth,
really, honest
Baby, put down that gun, I'm not lying
Ask Harry, ask Bill, ask anybody
Ready. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.