just moved,
got myself a house in the suburbials.
Hell, I'm in showbiz,
I can move in the suburbials.
Yes, I can.
They got laws on the books.
My truck's coming in there.
And one thing I didn't know about
the suburbials
is that they have a little gate there
with a guard.
I'm not hip to this.
I'm from the ghetto.
And the ghetto, you know, you pull up,
you get out of your car
you make a run for it.
So I get there and
the delivery boy knocks on my door
he says excuse me
boy is the master of the household
I said now hold on man hold on
I am the master the king
the high exalted ruler
and I'm tired of people coming to my
house
saying black people can't do this
black people can't move here
black people can't do that
I mean there are black people
on every conceivable area
of the American mainstream
of life.
There are black scientists,
there are black lawyers,
there are black store owners,
there are black doctors,
there are black dentists,
there are black people
in every possible area of life.
And it's people like you
that keep perpetuating
these racial stereotypes
that keep messing everything up,
man.
Now I want you to leave my wa
termelons here and get out.
I told him where it was at,
that's right.
But I'm trying to upgrade my
property value,
because I know the Caucasians
are coming.
Like now in front of my house,
got myself a little black piggy
fence up front.
Little white jockey sitting up there.
With a clinched fist.
And my friend says to me,
he says, hey Jim now you got yourself a
big house
out here in the suburbials
you got to buy yourself some furniture
you can't be jiving so
I went downtown
brought myself an antique living room
set found out it was my only room
set from the ghetto
I'm still paying 2 a week on that