Straight down the middle,
it went straight down the middle
Then it started to hook just a wee, bit
And that's when the caddy
lost sight of it
That little white pellet
has never been found to this day
But it went straight down the middle,
like they say
Whack down the fairway!
Whack!
It went smack down the fairway!
Whack!
Then it started to slice
just a smidge off line.
It headed for two,
but it bounced off nine.
The caddy said,
as as it's still on the course,
you're okay. Okay!
Yes, it went straight down
the middle quite a way.
The sun was never brighter,
the green were nev er greener,
and I was never keener to play.
I heard it ring down the middle,
it went zing down the middle.
Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom,
there's always the lies
in the locker room.
And I'm in my glory
when wrapped in a towel
I say
What do you say?
That it went straight down the middle
An d I would scrape down the middle
Yes, it went straight down the middle
Today
Look at that green, look at that roll
How can I get that ball in the hole?
Line it up, clear away the gook,
Line it up, take a careful look.
Quiet, quiet while we try it,
shh, ah, quiet please, shh, ah -choo,
quiet, tamper, tamper,
Easy, does it?
But the life of a golfer is
not all gloom
There's always the lies
in the locker room
And I'm in my glory
when wrapped in a towel
I say that it went
straight down the middle
And I was straight down the middle
Yes, it went straight down the middle
Today