Spot The Brain Cell

Spot The Brain Cell madadaling guitar chords ni Monty Python

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Gitara
Pag-tune

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

I-transpose

0

Capo

  • Eb

    6

  • D

  • G

  • Am

  • Bb

  • E

  • F

  • F#dim

    4

  • Eb

    6

  • D

  • G

  • Am

  • Bb

  • E

  • F

  • F#dim

    4
    • Verse 1
    Eb
    D

    Eb
    D

    Hello, good evening, and welcome to the very final

    edition of your favourite television quiz programme,

    Spot the

    Brain

    Cell.

    30 minutes of cheerful ritual humiliation of the old and greedy,
    G
    Am
    D

    and could we have our first contestant, please?
    G

    Thank you,
    D

    Jean.

    Good evening, madam, and your name is?

    Yes,

    Michael.

    Charlie, good.

    And what is your name?

    I go to church regularly.

    I see.

    And which particular prize

    do you have eyes for this evening?

    I'd like the blow on the head.

    The blow on the head.

    Just there, where it hurts.

    Charlie good weather madam your first question for the blow

    on the head this evening is which great opponent of

    Cartesian dualism

    resists the reduction of

    Psychological phenomena to a physical state and insists there is no
    Eb
    D

    point of contact between the extended and the unextended
    Bb
    Eb

    Well have a guess is
    D
    G

    the correct
    D


    I don't like darkies!

    She doesn't like darkies.

    Who does?

    Well now,

    Mrs

    Scum,

    your second question for

    the blow on the head is

    what is the main food eaten

    by penguins?
    E

    What is the principal food
    G

    that penguins eat?
    E

    Pork luncheon meat.
    D

    Nope.

    Spam.

    No, no, no, no, no.

    Penguins, penguins.

    Horses.

    No.

    Armchairs.

    No, no, no.

    All right, all right.
    G

    Take it easy.
    E
    D

    Now, I'll give you a clue.
    E
    G

    Oh, I know, I know, I know.
    D

    Brian

    Clough.

    No, no, no.

    Brian

    Johnson.

    Brian

    English.

    No,

    Brian

    Ford.

    Nanette

    Newman.

    Now listen, I'll give you one more clue.

    One more clue.

    What lives in the sea

    and gets caught in nets?
    E

    Goats.
    D

    Nope.

    Underwater goats with snorkels

    and flippers.

    Nope, nope.

    A buffalo with an aqualung.

    Nope.
    E

    Vegetable maudlin.
    G

    Yes, that's near enough,
    D

    I'll give you that.
    G
    D

    Right, now, you have won tonight's

    star prize.
    G

    Do you still want the blow on the head?

    Oh, yes, please,
    D

    Markle.

    I'm offering you a poke in the eye.

    No, no.

    All right, then, a punch in the throat.

    No, no.

    My very last offer,

    Mrs.

    Scum, a knee in the temple an
    E
    D

    d a dagger up the clitoris.

    That's very tempting.
    F

    I've never had one up there before.
    F#dim

    Now, I'd still have the

    blow on the head.
    D

    Right, the blow on the head.

    Mrs.

    Scum, your one tonight, star prize.
    G
    D
    D

    The blow of the...


    G'day,

    Bruce.

    G'day,

    Bruce.

    How are you,

    I'm a bit crooked,

    Bruce. I just saw a pommy

    streaker in the

    Elscourt

    Road.

    Must have looked like a bald pommy.

    Good evening, ladies and

    Bruce's.

    Bruce and myself come from the

    Philosophical

    Department of the

    University of

    Woolloomooloo.

    I'm in charge of logical positivism,

    and

    Bruce is in charge of the sheep death.


    And we've been asked to come along here and tell you

    a little about some of the wonderful

    philosophers we study in

    Australia.

    We've agreed to tell you a little about these

    philosophers under one condition.

    Condition one, no porters!

    What's the condition?

    No porters!

    There's a couple of

    Digger

    Deviants up there in the balcony I

    think, apart from that we're

    fairly safe.

    Well spotted

    Bruce.

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