Little Pedro and Juanita
arrived this morning in Reseda
on a special overnight delivery.
They bubbled and they burbled
and they flashed their brown eyes at us.
We said check their little heartbeats
and their immigration status.
And if you should find
they're here illegally
Send them back, send them back
Give them one good whack
and half an hour to pack
Hand their cousins to the fuzz
and stick them on a southbound bus
Re strict immigration,
give the country back to us
Little Helga and her father
came across the rolling wa ter
on a stormy day in 1923
And he labored as a carpenter
so she could be a doctor
Now they convalesce together
in the window where he rocked her
And their burden's on the state economy
Send them back,
send them back
Give them one Big Mac
and sear them in the cack
On a steamer back to Bremerhaven
instantaneous
Restrict immigration,
give the country back to us
Send the Finns back to Finland
And the Russians further inland
Send the Poles back to Poland
And the Pen guins to the Poles
Any man with a tan should
go back to Tanzania
And Aegeans to Aegea
And Koreans back to Seoul
Well Columbus found this nation
Had a native population
Who'd been living here since many
years B .C.
Descended from a people
who were noble, brave, and daring,
who'd migrated across the Bering, eating
bits of frozen herring,
and spread out across this continent
from sea to sea,
so peaceful and so free.
Send them back, send them back,
send them back, send them back.
Put them on a track
Colombo couldn't track
Let them count the steps to China
on a friggin' abacus
Restrict immigration
And give this mighty nation
Back to us
Squirrels