I was local on the corner
shootin' the breeze
Hangin' with the brothers but
dyin' to get skis
That's when I seen a b -boy dream
Cold stuff in traffic but only six skis
Amazon
Air is blowing streaks in her head
Job bearing hips to her
LA gear
So as quick as a dove, I flew from above
And said, stop, in the name of love
She just cut her eye
Like she was annoyed and said, look
Go away little boy,
cause if you had to leave
Fisher, you'll be driving a car
She had it worse than
Rolls
Royce, wishing on a star
So I told her, yo, my name's
Einstein
She said, oh,
I hear your records all of the time
Now damn, I felt good,
so I came for my speech
I said, girl,
I think you're sweeter than
Melba
Beach
So could I take you to the
movies or to the beach?
off for lunch or something sometime this week she said
to my next show she would like me to bring her
she's in college now but she wants to be a singer so
i stalled it out put a fork on the stone i said
look i wonder if i take you home we don't have to
take a coat it's off to be friends and that's
when she came out singing like new sander
s
now the ladies of the 80s the 80 mans matching
if you treat her like a home she treat you like a
So as good as you give,
as good as you get
You don't believe me?
Yo, we can play some
bet
These girls wanna have fun,
yo, you know that's
true
Until you have to ask your
self who's zooming
who
So I thought you'd
relax and let her chat
So I can find out where
her head's really at
He said, um, my ambition
is to see the world
And like the
S .O .S. band, I'm a weekend girl
I try anything once, I may be over
But no, I ain't much in
Casanova
And in my box is where my time is spent
So ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent
I'm a vegetarian who loves soul to soul
And something's fluffy,
my favorite rap video
I love reggae, jazz, and acid house
And yo,
that's where we're going if you take me out
So I said, okay, we'll arrange a date
But for now, let me show you
my collection of yarns
This homie got to my flat,
she sat on my lap
And gave me pikis to my neck and
caressed my back
And yo, keep the jewels gold
From above,
and like the loofahs that night
I fell in love, I was stunned
My heart filled up with desire
As I remembered the words of
Earth,
Wind, and
Fire
Girl, I'm craving your body,
is it real?
Temperature's rising,
I don't wanna be here
I'm in the wrong place to be real
Now a quarter to eight was
the time of the day
She was an hour late,
and since I hate to wait
Yo, I picked up the phone,
called her at home
Her mother said, look, I'm sorry
Jerome
I thought
Jerome, she said
Carol is not around
She'll be back in half an hour,
so I put the phone down
Carol picked up the phone at half past nine
She said, what up? I said, yo, it's
Einstein
And I've heard some guys
been beatin' my time
She said, where'd you
hear that?
I said, through the grapevine
She said, well, let me tell ya
We're only friends
And plus, I never promised you a rose
Guard dancing to those movements
Yo, there ain't no thing
And plus, I told ya, boy,
yo, your love is king
I thought I played myself
And look, she ain't no skeezer
I thought I was about to
come around
For some
Saturnite fever
When I got to her room
Yo, I started to stare
Cause the place was just
filled up with souvenirs
Who talkin' in trophies?
Like
James
Bryant's cape
Michael
Jackson's glove
A picture of
Bubbles or
H4
George's dress
Cool
J's can't go,
Elizabeth
Taylor's wedding rings all in a row
Tina
Turner's wig sat on a football,
Derrick
B's gold dip was upon the wall
Above one, you'll see old
Adidas trainers
I thought, damn,
she got a thing about entertainers
So I told her, yo, this ain't no way to live
She looked at me and said,
it's my prerogative
Around 7 a .m., I had to go
So I gave her a ticket and
said, call me tomorrow
She's got her ticket,
I think she's gonna use it
I think she's gonna fly my way
Now later that
Sunday
While strolling along
Well it happened
Like to all these
Jews
Joined cause I seen them
My heart filled with pain
They were holding hands
Walking in the rain
But yo, I'm grown up girl
I won't cry
All I do is just walk on by
Cause I remember
What my father said
He said
Don't let it go to your head
What goes around
Comes around
So don't let love get you down
And if your girlfriend
Leaves you for a guy
with a car, don't worry,
just hope it's far
cause your joys and pains,
there ain't nothing new
memories don't leave like people do
but remember, love is a splendid thing
and not no puppet on a string
so when you get it,
that rack of rub -a -dub
and I'll put it down like
Glitchy
Summer
love is so fair,
remind you reach the stars above
that money can't buy your love
yo, check this
it's another
Saturday
ah, nah, nah, I'll come in a few
Yeah, that's it,
Simon, that's the last piece, I just want...
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Sorry, what did you say?
Yeah, I finished, right,
but I've just got to do the last song piece,
so if you just rewind a little bit
and I'll just drop it, come in.
No, I think it's best if we leave it like that.
I really don't think you should sing any more,
actually.
So what, can't I sing my last piece?
No, because you can't sing.
I can sing!
Simon, I'm going to sing on your next record.
I think you'd better stick to rap,
you just can't sing, man, sorry.
All right, all right, all right.
