I'm through with standing in line
to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
Tell me what you want
I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
big enough for ten plus me
Yeah, so what you need
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile -high club
at 37 ,000 feet
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood
Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean
is fine for me
So how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
Might even cut my hair and
change my name
Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses
drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy
and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny
with a bleach -blonde hair
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis
without the tassels
Hire eight bodyguards
that love to beat up vassals
I'll sign a couple autographs
so I can eat my meals for free
I'll have a case of beer, I'll have a
I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key
to the Playboy Mansion
Gonna date a centerfold
that loves to blow my money for me
So how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
Might even cut my hair and
change my name
Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses
drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy
and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny
with a bleached blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary
and today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer
on speed dial
Well, hey, hey,
I wanna be a rock star
I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
Get washed up singers
writing all my songs
Slip and sink them every night
so I don't get them wrong
Well we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses
driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
gonna wind up there
Every playboy punny
with a bleached blonde hair
And we'll hot out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary
and today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer
on speed dial
Well, hey, hey,
I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar you