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3oh!3
3oh!3

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Verse 1
F
Am

E- e- e- very time I look at my dick

Dick, dick, dick
F
Call me on the dog and bone
Verse 2
Am

Dm

All you Yanks, that's a telephone
F

Here have a look,
Dm

just have a butcher's
Am

Northern Mancky, cock- munchers
C

My dick's bigger than your brother
Dm

Pushing twenty- five stone like your mother

My dick's bigger than Wales

And your dick's smaller than a

motherfuckin' snail
Am
C
Ma bite mec Ca
Verse 3
Dm


monte jusqu'a la tour
C

Ta bite mec
Dm
Am

Ca voit meme pas le jour
Verse 4
Am
Dm

My dick like the Mississippi river
Am
Dm

My dick ask your bitch,
Am

what's for din ner?
C
Every time I look at
Verse 5
Dm

my dick,
Am
C
F
G

I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Am
C
Dm
F

And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm

that's a small dick
Am

(Goddamn)
C
Dm

Every time I look at my dick,
Am
C
F

I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
G
F
Am
C
Dm

And every time I look at your dick,
F
G
Dm

I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Am

(Goddamn)
Verse 6

Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
F
Am
C

My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
Dm

So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Am

Your dick look like Adam Levine

My dick like Pinocchio nose

I lie and I just watch it grow
C
Dm
Am

I hang low like trunk of Dum bo
F
Am

While your dick is small like Frodo
C
Okay now Young punk in this
Verse 7
Am


motherfucker

Place looking right in this
Dm
G

motherfucker
Dm

Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
Am

Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter
Verse 8
Am

Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
C

Dick so big, got a car alarm
F

Dick so big that it bought the farm
Am

Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm

Coming through with a big wang
C

Doing things bigger than the big bang
F

Your dick don't got no name

Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
Am

V- V- V- Ving

Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
C
Every time I look at
Verse 9
Dm

my dick,
Am
C
F
G

I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Am
C
Dm
F

And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm

that's a small dick
Am

(Goddamn)
C
Dm
Am

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
C
F
G

that's a big dick

(Goddamn)
Am
C
Dm
F

And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm

that's a small dick
Am

(Goddamn)
Verse 10
Am
C

Your dick's growing mold
F

My dick shines like gold
Am
C

Your dick's like the Pope
F
Am

My dick don't get old
C
F

Every morning I wake up and cry
Am

It's too much dick for one guy
C

But if I donated my shit
F

to science

Motherfucker probably start a riot
Dm
Verse 11

Am
C
Dm
Am

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
C
F

that's a big dick

(Goddamn)
G
Am
C
Dm

And every time I look at your dick,
F
G
Dm

I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Am

(Goddamn)
C
Dm
Am

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
C
F
G
F

that's a big dick
Am

(Goddamn)
C
Dm
F

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm

that's a small dick

(That's a small dick)

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