I said
when
I grew to be a man
I'd never be the same
There's no one in this whole wide world
but Ma and Pa to blame
They always taught us children
to be honest and obey
But here's the joke of ma and pa
when they hear their children say
We saw you playin' lovey -dove,
we didn't mean to pee
But me and little sister Jane
were to playin' hide -and -seek
And in that great big lookin' glass,
two faces we did spy
Was you and mommy in the kitchen
a -kissin' on the sly
They say time changes everything,
and it sure doesn't how
Cause I'm just like my ma and pa,
we have a family now
One night when we had company,
my face turned mighty red
The children peeked around the door,
and here is what they said
We saw you playin' lovey -dove,
we didn't mean to peek
But me and little sister Jane
were playin' hide -and -seek
And in that great big lookin' glass,
two faces we did spy
Was you and mommy in the kitchen
kissin' on the slide
One Saturday night,
I'll ne 'er forget our chil
dren with their date
So me and Ma sneaked off to bed,
cause it was a -gettin' late
But tiptoed right back down the stairs
to play a joke and spy
There hung that sable -lookin' glass,
and then the kids yelled, Hi!
We saw you playin' lovey -dove,
we didn't mean to peep.
But me and little sister Jane
would've played hide -and -seek.
And in that great big -lookin' glass,
two faces we did spy,
Was you and Mommy in the kitchen,
a -kissin' on the slide.
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