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Jerry Springer mga kord ni
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic

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Verse 1
G

It's been one week since we

got to see
C

Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
G

Five days since they had the show
C
G

With the hermaphrodite,
C

the slut and the crack ho
G

Three days since we heard the tale

About the guy who learned his wo
C

man was a she- male
G

Yesterday it occurred to me
C
G

That I've been watchin' a bit
C

too much Jerry Springer
Verse 2
G

Holy cow, did you see it last week?

Well, they had this one freak

Who sucker- punched his whole family

Do you recall when the brawl became

a total free- for- all?

And Jerry's in the middle

tryin' to be the referee

Hey, see the stripper with the implants?

She likes to lap dance

And date the boyfriend of her mother

Now here comes Jerry's next guest

And it's a slugfest

'Cause it's her trailer trash
Verse 3

brother
G

Nymphomaniac is back on crack,

it's like When Animals Attack

They all exhibit reprehensible behavior

Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes

Step on their toes, that's how it goes

They get so violent they
Verse 4

have to sign a waiver
G

They're always swearin', cursin',
D
G

kickin' butt and pointin' blame
C

On the air? They don't care,

they've got no shame
G

There was one guy who I'm
D
G

sure felt a little strange
C

When he found out that his

wife had a sex change
G
D

They have a tendency to scream
G

and yell constantly
C

They have a history of

ripping off their shirts
Verse 5
G

It's been one week

since they had the fight
C

With the Siamese twins
G

and the transvestite

Five days since that awful brawl

They still haven't got
C

the blood off the wall
G

It's been three days since the bitter feud
C
G

Between the KKK and that gay
C

Jewish black dude
G

Yesterday, it finally dawned on me
C
G
C

I'm spendin' way too much time
G

on that Jerry Springer
Verse 6
G

Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister


Oh, which one? All of 'em

Ah, well, I've been sleepin'

with your best friend Jake

Yeah? Well, me too, and,

I've been sleepin' with your dog Woofie

Woofie, you bi- , well I'm also

sleepin' with your pet goat
Verse 7

That goat doesn't love you
G

Once you start watchin',

there's just no stoppin'

Your brain shuts down,

then your IQ's droppin'

Jerry's the king of confrontation

He's a sensation,

he puts the sin in syndication

It's totally worthless, like a bad check

It's like a train wreck

Don't want to stare, but

you can't look away

Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows

But with more weirdos
Verse 8

The ratings jumpin' higher every day
G

If you've seen the show, well

then you know

It's just as low as you can go

The guests are tacky and they're

lacking in their hygiene

And pretty soon some ugly goon comes

in the room and then it's boom

In the face of some
Verse 9

unsuspecting drag queen
G

Well, it's the kind of show where
D
G

people scream obscenities
C

Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs
Em

at their hubbies
G

Jerry, Jerry,

now the crowd starts their favorite chant
C

Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
G

I have a tendency to watch it religiously
C

I have a history of taping each one
Verse 10
G

It's been one week since the
C

show about
G
C

Psycho killers with problems
G

they should work out

Five days since the big surprise
C
G
C

When some losers wife said that she's
G

still dating twenty guys

Three days since he interviewed
C
G

A bunch of psychic porn star mid
C

gets who were all nude
G

Yesterday, it occurred to me
C
G

That I've been watchin' a bit
C

too much Jerry Springer
Verse 11
G

Tired of wastin' my time

on that Jerry Springer

I've got way too much class

to watch Jerry Springer

Come over here and pull on my finger

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