Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer madadaling guitar chords ni Weird Al Yankovic

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    • Verse 1
    It's 
    been 
    one 
    week 
    since we 

    got 
    to see 

    Cheatin' 
    lovers 
    and cous
    ins 
    that 
    marry 

    Five 
    days 
    since they 
    had 
    the show 

    With the 
    hermaphrodite, 

    the slut 
    and the 
    crack 
    ho 

    Three 
    days 
    since we 
    heard 
    the tale 

    About 
    the 
    guy who 
    learned 
    his wo

    man 
    was 
    a she- 
    male 

    Yesterday 
    it 
    occurred 
    to me 

    That I've been 
    watchin' 
    a bit 

    too much 
    Jerry 
    Springer 

    Verse 2
    Holy 
    cow, did 
    you see 
    it last 
    week? 

    Well, 
    they had this 
    one 
    freak 

    Who 
    sucker- 
    punched 
    his whole 
    family 

    Do 
    you recall 
    when the 
    brawl became 

    a total 
    free- for- 
    all? 

    And Jerry's 
    in 
    the middle 

    tryin' 
    to be the 
    referee 

    Hey, 
    see the 
    stripper 
    with the 
    implants? 

    She 
    likes 
    to lap 
    dance 

    And date the 
    boyfriend 
    of 
    her mother 

    Now 
    here 
    comes 
    Jerry's 
    next 
    guest 

    And 
    it's a 
    slugfest 

    'Cause it's her 
    trailer 
    trash 

    Verse 3
    brother 

    Nymphomaniac 
    is back 
    on crack, 

    it's like When 
    Animals 
    Attack 

    They 
    all 
    exhibit 
    reprehensible 
    behavior 

    Hit 
    'em in the 
    nose, tear 
    off their 
    clothes 

    Step 
    on their 
    toes, that's 
    how it 
    goes 

    They 
    get so 
    violent 
    they 

    Verse 4
    have to 
    sign 
    a waiver 

    They're 
    always 
    swearin', 
    cursin', 

    kickin' 
    butt 
    and 
    pointin' 
    blame 

    On the 
    air? 
    They don't 
    care, 

    they've got 
    no 
    shame 

    There was 
    one guy 
    who I'm 

    sure 
    felt a 
    little 
    strange 

    When 
    he found 
    out 
    that his 

    wife 
    had a 
    sex 
    change 

    They have a 
    tendency 
    to 
    scream 

    and yell 
    constantly 

    They have 
    a 
    history 
    of 

    ripping 
    off their 
    shirts 

    Verse 5
    It's 
    been 
    one 
    week 

    since they 
    had the 
    fight 

    With 
    the Siamese 
    twin
    s 

    and the 
    transvestite 

    Five days 
    since 
    that awful 
    brawl 

    They 
    still 
    haven't 
    got 

    the blood 
    off 
    the wall 

    It's 
    been 
    three 
    days 
    since the 
    bitter 
    feud 

    Between 
    the 
    KKK and 
    that gay 

    Jewish 
    black 
    dude 

    Yesterday, 
    it 
    finally 
    dawned 
    on me 

    I'm 
    spendin' 
    way too 
    much 
    time 

    on that 
    Jerry 
    Springer

    Verse 6
    Baby, 
    I've been 
    sleepin' 
    with 
    your sister 


    Oh, which 
    one? 
    All 
    of 'em 

    Ah, 
    well, 
    I've 
    been 
    sleepin' 

    with 
    your best 
    friend 
    Jake 

    Yeah? 
    Well, 
    me 
    too, 
    and, 

    I've 
    been sleepin' 
    with your dog 
    Woofie 

    Woofie, you 
    bi- 
    , well I'm 
    also 

    sleepin' 
    with your 
    pet 
    goat 

    Verse 7
    That 
    goat doesn't 
    love 
    you 

    Once you 
    start watchin', 

    there's 
    just 
    no stoppin' 

    Your 
    brain 
    shuts 
    down, 

    then your 
    IQ's 
    droppin' 

    Jerry's 
    the king 
    of 
    confrontation 

    He's 
    a sensation, 

    he 
    puts the 
    sin 
    in 
    syndication 

    It's totally 
    worthless, 
    like 
    a bad 
    check 

    It's 
    like a 
    train 
    wreck 

    Don't 
    want to 
    stare, but 

    you can't 
    look away 

    Like 
    Sally 
    Jesse 
    he does 
    talk 
    shows 

    But 
    with more 
    weirdos 

    Verse 8
    The ratings 
    jumpin' 
    higher 
    every 
    day 

    If 
    you've seen the 
    show, well 

    then you 
    know 

    It's 
    just 
    as low 
    as you can 
    go 

    The 
    guests 
    are tacky 
    and they're 

    lacking 
    in their 
    hygiene 

    And 
    pretty 
    soon some 
    ugly 
    goon comes 

    in the 
    room and 
    then it's 
    boom 

    In the 
    face 
    of some 

    Verse 9
    unsuspecting 
    drag 
    queen 

    Well, 
    it's the 
    kind of 
    show where 

    people 
    scream ob
    scenities 

    Yankin' 
    hair, 
    throwin' 
    chairs 

    at their 
    hubbies 

    Jerry, Jerry, 

    now the 
    crowd 
    starts their 
    favorite 
    chant 

    Should 
    I turn 
    off 
    my TV? 
    I 
    just 
    can't 

    I 
    have a 
    tendency 
    to 
    watch 
    it religiously 

    I 
    have 
    a 
    history 
    of taping 
    each 
    one 

    Verse 10
    It's been 
    one 
    week 
    since the 

    show 
    about 

    Psycho 
    killers 
    with prob
    lems 

    they should 
    work 
    out

    Five 
    days 
    since the 
    big 
    surprise 

    When 
    some 
    losers 
    wife 
    said 
    that she's 

    still 
    dating 
    twenty 
    guys 

    Three 
    days 
    since 
    he inter
    viewed 

    A 
    bunch of 
    psychic 
    porn 
    star mid

    gets 
    who were 
    all 
    nude 

    Yesterday, 
    it occurred 
    to me 

    That 
    I've been 
    watchin' 
    a bit 

    too much 
    Jerry 
    Springer 

    Verse 11
    Tired 
    of wastin' 
    my 
    time 

    on that 
    Jerry 
    Springer 

    I've got 
    way too 
    much 
    class 

    to watch 
    Jerry 
    Springer 

    Come 
    over 
    here and 
    pull 
    on my 
    finger 


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