new computer,
I've got a good piece shooter
I've got a slide trombone and a cellular phone,
but I'm bored
I've got a parrot named
Stan, I've got a book about
Japan
I got a little blue car and a red guitar,
but I'm bored
Well, I'm bored with everything
I'm bored with this song that I sing
Well, there's nothing to do
I'm in need of something new
I'm bored, man, I'm bored I'm bored,
man, I'm bored
Yes, you think you're bored but the truth of the
matter is you're looking for attention
Nobody seems to love you is what you think,
you think nobody loves you, nobody cares
Let me tell you something, come on with me,
let's have fun
How about flip some pancakes around,
or, yes, do you like blueberries?
I have wonderful blueberries to
put on top of the pancakes.
And now, you see,
it's not so bad.
Whipped cream,
have real whipped cream.
I have four bottles of this spray.
You can spray it on your finger,
I don't care.
No one's gonna get
mad at you here.
Let's have fun.
do you like hamsters?
Don't be afraid, these don't bite.
Not often, but once in a while.
Oh, they're too aggressive.
Let's play puppies and,
oh, archery set.
You've got to be safe with that.
Well, let's play with a rubber -tipped one.
It's nothing but a wonderful time.
And you know why?
Because everyone loves you.
You can feel safe and secure
in the knowledge
that you're a wonderful
youngster.
Everyone thinks you're special.
I got a baseball mitt I got a big drunk kid
I got a chemistry set and a butterfly net
How could I ever be bored?
I got a big hot easel I got a stuffed toy weasel
I got a hamster name I can
a two -wheeled bike
How could I ever be born?
I'm thrilled with everything
So in love with this song that I sang
When you figure out it's true
There's always something new
I'm not bored,
I think I'll never be bored
I'm not bored,
I'll almost never be bored
Almost never
Maybe once in a while on
Sundays
Maybe twice on a
Wednesday
Right about four o before dinner
and I'm kinda hungry
And I'm getting a little easy to people
you