i will get a vasectomy

i will get a vasectomy madadaling guitar chords ni Pink Guy

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Gitara
Pag-tune

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Capo

Fret 2

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  • A

  • Em

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    • Verse 1
    D

    I just wanna show my appreciation

    to how much
    A

    I love kids and teens between the ages
    D

    of twelve and seventeen
    Verse 2
    Em

    Why, are kids so fucking stupid?
    A

    Did their parents not beat them

    hard enough-enough-enough?
    G
    A
    D

    I I I try,
    Em

    to empathize with teens
    A

    Because when I was younger I was
    G
    A
    D

    stupid too-too-too (it's true)

    But then I realized,
    Em

    that I was never this stupid
    A

    My friends were never this stupid,
    G

    y'all are just dense-dense-dense
    A
    D
    Em

    Like Like Like damn, I'm really,

    really concerned
    A

    I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon
    G
    A
    D

    (just fucking fucking beat them already)

    I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser
    Verse 3

    Do you have-
    D
    Em

    Listen kids, being edgy is okay
    A

    But the same ten jokes in a row,

    that's not okay-okay-okay
    G
    A
    D

    Like Like Like damn,
    Em

    is that all you can come up with?
    A
    G

    If you're gonna be racist, at least be original,
    A
    D

    please (yeah, we're dead serious)

    If you're under seventeen,
    Em

    please don't ever talk to me
    A

    You think this is part of the act, but
    G
    A
    D

    please don't come near me
    Verse 4
    Em

    Dude, get a load of this guy! He's never heard of irony
    A

    before! What a fucking loser dude!

    Jimmy it's past your bedtime
    G

    Dad no
    A

    Get back to bed
    D

    Dad, I was just being ironic

    I don't care

    No dad please

    No, you're being a piece of shit,
    Em

    take these spanks you little bitch
    A

    Daddy please,

    daddy please

    Who do you think you are? Who the
    G

    fuck do you think you are?
    A
    D

    Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of shit,

    calling irony

    I was just being ironic
    Em

    Take these fucking spanks,

    you dumbass kid
    A

    I should've never given birth

    to you, you piece of shit

    Take that, I'm out of here, fuck you son
    D

    I was being ironic

    If I should even call you son
    A

    Daddy, have you ever heard

    of irony before?
    Verse 5

    I was just kidding, that crying was ironic,

    I wasn't actually crying

    What the fuck did you just say? You want

    me to come back here? Huh?

    Nothing daddy

    That's what I fucking thought,

    go back to bed, it's nine pm

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