Susi: G major
Verse 1
Didn't like the feelin'
C
D
Got mad, threw down his fishin' pole
Verse 2
A
son. Let's go and get an ice cream"
But he didn't like no flavors
C
D
Started crying, and ran into the street...
Verse 3
G
B
He's an as shole, my kid's an asshole
C
G
I swear it just don't float my boat
B
Always crying, always crying
A
Called my lady up to tell her
what had happened
C
G
How our son had run away
She said, "Don't worry,
C
D
"And everything will be okay"
Verse 4
G
B
My lady's an asshole, she's an asshole
C
G
Her assholishness is off the charts
Esus4
B
Always perfect, always per fect
C
Made me wanna punch her in her lady-parts
G
I
Verse 5
A
C
D
G
I decided I'd go
C
G
And drown my sorrows in a beer
A
But the sign outside said 'Closed For
C
Renovations'
'We'll open up again
Verse 6
C
G
Oh, the worst bar in the land!
D
Esus4
B
Always closing, always closing
G
A
C
D
you'll hurt your hand
G
A
I went home to forget about my troubles
C
G
Sat down in my favorite eazy chair
But I couldn't relax from the
C
D
As my hemorrhoid began to flair...
Verse 7
B
C
a real butthole
Needs to put his asshole-self
B
Always burning, always itching
A
C
D
Verse 8
G
A
Late one night, ly in' awake in bed
C
G
Mmmm, a realization came
A
Are there really assholes everywhere I look?
C
D
Or am I the one to blame?
G
A
Maybe I just do not say the
things I should say
C
G
And I don't do the things I ought
So I took a good, hard
A
look at myself in the mirror
C
D
And this is what I thought...
G
The guy who sold me this mirror is an asshole,
C
G
Son of a bitch said it was antique
Verse 9
C
G
I'm on a real asshole streak
C
G
I could open up an asshole boutique
C
G
I think this song has reached it s peak
C
Goodbye, you assholes, see you next week!
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