I'm the sort of man with sordid pas t
How I used to drink on school nights
Just for old times' sake,
let's throw a bash
We'll have a soiree, play
Molderdash
We invite friends, get so smug
But it's okay, cause they'll be gone,
and she will stay
When she sleeps she sighs,
it makes me swoon
He sleeps like a log, and how
Wake up sleepyhead, it's afternoon
Let's have breakfast then,
while we're in bed
We invite friends who get so drunk
But it's okay, cause they'll be gone,
and she will stay till morning two
His toothbrush is blue, mine is too
Sat urday's cartoons
hung overhead
Let's fry up some egg s, break a egg,
you'll feel better soon
She will too, she and I
would be so much inclined
To waste our time, all intertwined
That's not so nice,
old matches twice
Keep past my hair, fall in dirt piles
That's not so nice, old fashions twice
To waste my time, while it did
A crazy
Saturday, he won't get dressed
Who are you to say, you're in
PJs
Let's clean up this mess
As best we can
Off to
Wonderland!