That monkey, who used to be so funky
Is now working for the
Bureau, did no change
That swinger, who used to be a gunslinger
Is now saying that his underwear
was too strange
That editor,
who used to be a gold digger
Now puts a movie star
on every magazine
That tripper,
who wore a psychedelic zipper
Is now hanging up pictures of the queen
Did everybody just get old?
Play a little better with it,
this song is just a filler
That honey,
who used to be a playboy bunny
Is now developing an instant rabbit pie
That net case,
who used to have eccentric taste
Now eats it like it's
going out of style
That stranger, who used to live for danger
Is now acting like he never
was a teenager
That sister, she got herself a mister
Squeals like a pig every
time he gets a blister
Did everybody just get old?
Tell me, did everybody just get old?
Did everybody just get old?
Play a little softer, will ya?
Those amplifiers will kill ya
Uh -huh
Uh -huh
Yep
Those rockers were dead in
pictures and they liked us
Now I have them on their
computer screens
Those groovers,
the shakers and those movers
Don't get how much I'd add to
Camryn and her jeans
That screamer who used to run a tag team
Is now working for
Ben and
Jerry's ice cream
Making flavors that all the
fat housewives crave
You can't blame her,
it's the fat chicks she gets it seems
And there's a lot of us
a -dropping like fries
It came on so quickly,
it was quite a surprise
Everybody's talking about
the state of their health
And I'm not feeling too good myself
Did everybody just get
old?
Did everybody just get old?
Did everybody just get old?
Hey, a little better, will ya?
The sun is just a fillin'
Did everybody just get old?
Yeah, everybody just got
old
Everybody just got over
Well play a little better will ya
The sun is just a -fillin'
Everybody just got over
Play a little better will ya
The sun is just a -fillin' you
To everybody just get it on
Everybody just get it on
To everybody just get it on