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Dave & Al mga kord ni
Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
Em

Alright, hey, hey listen

Before we go on to the next song

I got a really important piece of business

I've gotta take care of

Now, there's this guy
B
Em

That uh, works for us, he sells the T- shirts
B
Em

His name is David Dikowitz
Verse 2
Em
B

Now, some of you might know David
Em

And if you know him
B

You realize that David is
Em

a lonely guy
A
Em

He hasn't been pooched in three days
B
Em

His nectar has built up, so to speak

And he asked me

If I could help him get a girl tonight
Verse 3
Em

Now, normally I don't do this because
B

I mean, of course being
Em

a pimp is my hobby
D
Em

But in Dikowitz's case

This is taking it above and

beyond the call of duty

As they say in the trade
Verse 4
Em
Bm

So here, here's the plan
Em

Somewhere out there, I know

Somewhere in this building there is a girl

Or a female type object
A
Em

Who desires the companionship of a nice,

Jewish boy
Bm
Em

Who sells T- shirts

Now, I'm gonna make you

a two for one offer

Here's the deal
Verse 5
Em

If you're a girl and you wanna
Bm

And you wanna submit to
B
Em

Dikowitz's advances

If you'll go for Dikowitz

And you got a friend or sister

That would like to spend some

time with Al Malcon
Verse 6
Em

Who's an a, who's another
B
Em
Bm

Dangerously lonely guy
B
Em

Had a little problem here the other night

I understand, I don't like to be
Bm

spreading gossip around
Em

But this is New York
Verse 7
Em
B
Bm

Al is a very lonely person
Em

And he came here to the

show the other night

With his girlfriend
C
G
D

He introduced me to her in the back
Em
She was a very
Verse 8
B

nice person
D

They went and they sat in the
Em

audience to see the show
D

She says, excuse me for a minute
Em

I'm go get, gonna go get a drink
D
Em

She disappeared, didn't come back
D

Until five o'clock in the morning
Em

Told she was drunk said:
Verse 9
Em

"Al, I hate you"
Bm
Em

In an exorcist voice

And told him to move out

Now, we got these two
D
Em

Very nice people who need it
G
Em

Now, as a matter of fact
Verse 10

Can we get a spotlight down here?
D
Em

Just so you see what

the merchandise is like
B
Em
A

This is David Dikowitz, right here
Em
D
Em

Now, obviously, he is nice

He is Jewish and he is a boy, right?
A
Em
So,
Verse 11

you see what you're in for

If you want, if you wanna
Bm

do it with David
Em

Just come down and introduce yourself
G

There, alright, see?
Em

What did I tell you?
Verse 12
Em


Congratulations,
Bm
Em

what's your name?
Bm

Karen
Em

Karen?
Bm
Em

I now pronounce you, David an d Karen
B

Off that way
G#
B
Em
D
A
Em
Verse 13
A
Em

G
Em

Alright

Now, that's what I like about New York
G

You get results
D
Em

Ah, now where's Malcon?
Bm
Em

If we can do the same thing

for Malcon

We'll really be doing it
Verse 14

Where is he?
Em


Maybe we'll find him later

Okay but where?
Interlude 1

Al, come here
Em
B
Em

Bm
Em

Verse 15
Em

Ladies and gentlemen

This is my friend, Al Malcon

He's also a very nice person

Would you like to give a

sales pitch yourself?
Verse 16
Em

Well, I'll tell ya

I don't know if there's

anybody really cute
D
Em

You know, and I stay away from

You know, young girls
G

Anybody about 18 or close, you know
Bm

Blonde hair
Em
F#m
D
Verse 17

A
Em

He wants a virgin with nice breath
Bm
Em

Yeah, vir gin would be
G

nice but
Em

Right there, you (almost there)

A volunteer right there
G

Where?
Em

No, no, oh, she's go ing

No, no, don't touch me

No, get away, no
Verse 18
Em

Well, listen
G

What?
Em

Right here

What's your name?

Lisa
Em

Lisa, this is Al
Interlude 2
Em
Bm
Em


Verse 19
Em

It's happening to me

(It's happening)

It's happening to you

She has no idea what's going to

be happening to her
B

Well, who does anymore
Em

It's the 20th century
Verse 20
Em

Wait here This
Bm

girl loves you
Em

Chris, tell him to come over here

Tell him to come over here?

C'mere
Verse 21
Em

What's your name? Chris


Well, let the audience see you,

c'mon
Verse 22

Oh my god
Em

B

Now, isn't this better than com
Em
Bm

puter dating?
Em
Em

Why don't you guys go over there

and get acquainted?

Okay, on with the show

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