Well, we think this world is a real nice place,
but we think that it's a crime.
That we should have an older brother
who picks on us all the time.
So next time he's sleeping in his room,
we're gonna sneak in in time.
Then we'll take him out into the street and
see if someone will buy him.
Brother for sale, only fifty cents
Brother for sale,
he's not a big expense
You can hug him, you can bug him,
you can buy or rent
Brother for sale, only fifty cents
Hey, would anybody
like to buy a slightly
Even if you have one now,
trade him for an other
He will help you with the chores,
and he's
fairly clean
The only problem is sometimes,
he can be so
mean
Brother for sale, twenty -five cents
Brother for sale,
he's not a big ex pense
You can hug him, you can bug him,
you could buy or rent
Brother for sale, 25 cent s
If mom knew we were selling him,
we would really get it
Buy him now, don't pay till
June, unapproved credit
Buy him now and we'll tell you
what we will do, mister
We'll even throw into the deal
Our little baby sister
Brother for sale
Only ten cents
Brother for sale
He's not a big expense
You can hug him, you can bug him
You could buy or rent
Brother for sale
Only ten cents
He will always pick you
up when you take a fall
An d he's good at showing
you how to catch a ball
He always tells his funny jokes
and does his crazy dance
Hey wait, he sounds like
a pretty nice guy
Let's give him one more chance
Our brother's not for sale,
not for any price
Our brother's not for sale,
we guess he will suffice
We like to hug him, we like to bug him,
he's really rather nice
Our brother's not for sale,
not for any price
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