Bloody Catholics

Bloody Catholics madadaling guitar chords ni Monty Python

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    • Verse 1
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    But the tragic events of number 42 did not go
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    unobserved by the neighbours.
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    This is the

    BBC

    Home

    Service.
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    Here is the news.

    The
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    British invasion of

    Russia ended quietly yesterday

    with the unconditional surrender of

    Moscow to

    Lieutenant

    Simon

    Pring.

    In

    Dusseldorf, the

    British pair

    Nanette and

    Napoleon

    Hardcastle

    have won everything they could

    possibly have entered for.

    And

    British weather has been named by
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    Cli mate magazine

    Look at them, bloody

    Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody

    people they can't afford to bloody feed.

    What are we, dear?

    Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.

    Why do they have so many children?

    Because every time they have sexual intercourse,

    they have to have a baby.

    But it's the same with us,

    Harry.

    What do you mean?

    Well, I mean, we've got two children,

    and we've had sexual intercourse twice.

    That's not the point.

    We could have it any time we wanted.

    Really?

    Oh, yes.

    And what's more,

    because we don't believe in all that papist claptrap,

    we can take precaution.
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    What do you mean?
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    Lock the door?

    No, no. I mean,

    because we are members of the

    Protestant

    Reformed

    Church

    which successfully challenged the autocratic power

    of the papacy in the mid -16th century,

    we can wear little rubber devices to

    prevent issue.

    What do you mean?

    I could, if I wanted,

    have sexual intercourse with you...

    Oh, yes,

    Harry.

    And, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old fella,
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    I could ensure that when I came off, you would not be impregnated.

    Ooh!

    That's what being a

    Protestant's all about!

    That's why it's the church

    for me!

    That's why it's the church for anyone

    who respects the individual!
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    And the individual's right to decide

    for him or herself!

    When

    Martin

    Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517,


    he may not have realised the full significance

    of what he was doing!

    But, 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear,

    I can wear whatever I want on my

    John

    Thomas.
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    And

    Prostantism doesn't stop

    at the simple condom.

    Oh no, I can wear

    French ticklers if I want.
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    You what?

    French ticklers, black mambos, crocodile ribs,


    sheaths that are designed
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    not only to protect,
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    but also to enhance the stimulation

    of sexual congress.

    Have you got one?

    Have I got one?

    Well, no.

    But I can go down the road any time I want

    and walk into

    Harry's and hold my head up high

    and say in a loud, steady voice,

    Harry, I want you to sell me

    a condom.

    In fact, today I think I'll have a

    French tickler, for I am a

    Protestant.

    Well, why don't you?

    But they, they cannot,

    because their church never made the great

    leap out of the

    Middle

    Ages

    and the domination of alien

    episcopal supremacy.

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