I've been down here such a long, time
My neck is at a weird angle
and I don't love the view
I've been working hard here,
not sure what else to do
Maybe I'll try eye contact
Nope, no, eye contact,
I feel like a creep
Maybe it'll be over soon
and I can go to OOF
Ew, I just chagged a hay chag
OOF
I did it again
Who was the first woman
to put a dick in her mouth?
So avant -garde, what a pioneer
God, I don't know anything
about the history of women
If a hipster comes on
someone's face
Does he make it in a figure eight
like little cum glasses?
Pearl Vision
I wanna make you feel good
And stopping now would feel kind of wrong
I want to make you feel good,
but only if it doesn't take too long
What should I do?
My mouth is so dry
Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry?
If my dad saw me now,
I would feel so bad
Oh my god,
stop thinking about my dad
The length of time down
here I'm willing to do
is directly proportional to
how much I like you
I feel like you should know that
and hurry up cuz guess what?
I don't like you that much
Or maybe I do
Who are you?
I'm 36 years old
and I forgot who I'm blowing
I can't be down here any longer with
not knowing
you've got one of those dicks
that I can't seem to place
I'll pretend to take a deep breath
and look up at your face.
Oh! It's Derek!
I wanna make you feel good
and stopping now would feel kind of wrong
I wanna make you feel good,
but only if it doesn't take too long
Wait… What's that sound?
It's silence.
I feel like I haven't hear silence
in such a long time.
Is this the first time
I've stopped talking in like,
two years?
Am I talking to fill the void
of the great big empty?
Am I always like
meh me h meh meh meh meh meh
meh meh meh meh meh meh
So I don't have to face my fears
Do I really need a dick in my mouth
to stop talking?
Don't I ever shut the fuck up?
God, I'm so sick of myself
I need to talk to my therapist
about why I talk so much
Am I scared of science?
Yes, he's coming!
Oh, he's coming!