I'm new
My last school had a few too many waifus
So after a few suicides I moved
I'm just after a class
I wouldn't have to sur vive through
First day, wow, I'm excited
Numbers is what I take pride in
I can do times and divide
Invest in class in 1990
My IQ's the highest, like,
My shoes are tight and tie is tidy,
And though he's a bit unsightly,
My professor's sure to like me!
My name's Baldi, greetings, class!
Test me, sir, I'm sure to pass!
First question, what's 2 plus 1?
Easy 3, boy, this is fun!
doing great, what's 2 plus 8?
10 is what I cal culate!
Question 3, what's 4 5 7 2 1 times 4
x 2 1 x 2 4 6 8 5 2 9 2 9 1 4 3 7 6 8 3 4 1
I need to call my mom,
but I've got no hall pass,
So I'm stuck hiding
from a boating psy chopath.
You've got the question wrong,
see me after class
Numbers are harmless fun,
but do the after math
If Slender and Mavis Beacon were freaking
And the baby took to teaching
That would be the creature
we're seeing
creeping around this evening
Education's not a vocation,
this abomination should be seeking
Is he trying to expand my mind
or just leave pieces on the ceiling?
Chatter to tackle, I tackle the faculty
Less canned snacks,
thanks for the calories run ning
But some take stamina actually
Now I see what they mean by a math elite
Do I not need to pass
from a family calculus
I've the hazardous category
Practicing mass shooting, faster fatalities
Even the dazzling janitor's after me
Sweet, sweet, sweet!
The massacre's sanitary,
jump rope practically
On a roll on this honor roll tragedy
Won't be home after,
I hope there's no back to grey
After I graduate, it's a baffling fallacy
Any establishment pays
him a salary
Next time I'm pitching
for extracurriculars
I'm gonna stay playing
Big Brain Academy
I need to call my mom,
but I've got no hall pass
So I'm stuck hiding
from a balding psy chopath
You got the question wrong,
see me after class
Numbers are harmless fun,
but you're the aftermath
Who signed off Mickey Minors?
Go through such fights
to find all these notebooks
With an old dude, with an old rule
Make a sand hunter down
through the whole school
There's a gold rule, pay attention
If they're broke,
you'll get detention
There's a bully and
a sock with a vengeance
And the principal's a little bit relentless
Show my infractions, diffractions,
it's one -in -one
Each action's dragging me
straight back to this classroom
Trapped as that ruler is slapping
This sub's gonna put me in traction
Man, I've got no chance of passing
If even MatPank can't manage
haphazard mathematic madness
My man's just a classmate,
he's tracking me down
Forget Fortnite, this is a battle royale
And I gotta get out, but here we go
But I finally keep locking me down
Soon as I come around
Bet you'll regret it the second
the roll call calls your name
That extra credit won't get you nothing but early grade 1,
10, 11, 9, 8, 9, 8, 12, 13, 14, 15, 18,
When will you learn?
I wanna play with someone!
I no way to turn,
I think this game is broken
Attention for you!
I hear the doors you open!
I've been marked for death
and had my snack bar stolen
Call my mom,
tell her to get here fast
Because I'm hiding from
a boring psychopath
You got the question wrong,
see me after class
Don't lose your harmless fun,
but pay the aftermath
Pay the aftermath