Chords ng vegematic ni
Steve Goodman
Steve Goodman

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Susi: B minor
Intro 1
Dm
Verse 1
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A
Fell asleep last night with the T- V on. Oh,
what a dream I had.
Dm
I dreamed I answered every single one
A
of those late night mail order ads.
Dm
And four to six weeks later,
A
Dm
much to my surprise,
The mailman came to my front door,
A
Dm
and I couldn't believe my eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and
A
Dm
the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
A
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
Dm
A bamboo steamer,
A
Dm
and a Garden Weasel too,
And a tie- dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from
A
Dm
Six Flags Over Burbank.
A
Dm
Verse 2
The doorbell rang all morning
and into the afternoon.
A
Dm
I shook with fright as it rang all night
Eb
Dm
to the light of the Master Card moon.
There was Parcel Post in the pantry,
A
and UPS in the hall,
Dm
C O D's to the ceiling,
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Dm
A
Dm
and I just couldn't pay for it all.
Verse 3
Dm
I got the egg scrambler,
A
Dm
with a Seal- a- Meal carrying case,
A set of presidential commemorative plates
A
So I could eat my eggs
off the President's face,
Dm
A Minute Mender,
A
Dm
and a needle that'll knit or crochet,
And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin
D
A
Dm
at Six Flags Over Burbank.
Verse 4
A
Dm
A
Dm
(Same chords
as 2nd verse:)
Verse 5
I remembered I was dreaming,
A
so I gave a mighty cheer.
Dm
G
Gm
When I awoke, it was no joke,
Bb
Dm
'cause all that shit was here.
So if you fall asleep with the TV on,
A
let me tell you what to do:
Dm
Gm
Tear the telephone out of the wall unless
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A
Dm
you want it to happen to you.
You'll get the Vegematic, and
A
Dm
the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
A
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
Dm
A bamboo steamer,
A
D
and a smokeless ashtray too
Dm
And
Verse 6
an all expenses paid weekend
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G
A
D
for three at Six Flags Over Burbank

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