you.
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Hi, oh, soo.
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Hey, wait a minute.
Masked man, wait.
God, he didn't wait
for thank you.
He never does.
He just helps people.
He never waits
for thank you or nothin'.
Hi, oh, soo.
Hey, masked man,
wait a minute.
We got a present for ya.
Masked man.
Did you see that?
Is that guy believable?
Look at him.
He took out the garbage,
he cleaned up the
yard and everything.
Did you give him any money?
Not a quarter.
Hiya! Hey, Merisman, wait a minute!
We made some bookends.
The kids made a party.
Merisman!
Again, this guy's a good -natured schmuck,
I'm telling you.
I don't believe him.
He cleaned the garage out,
took the ashes up,
and he's gone again.
What the hell is his story?
I don't know. He loves people.
Did you give him a taste?
I didn't give him a nickel.
Hiya! Hey, Merisman!
Wait a minute!
The kids are here!
Wait a you ass!
Is he kidding?
Then you'll see the old lady,
she'll make coffee and cake
and eat and wait.
Look, I don't care for myself, you know, but not
for the old lady.
Now come here, that's a nice guy,
he's not a nice guy,
he's a nice guy.
How come he has bullets all the time?
I don't know, why does he need bullets?
Maybe it's Dr. Ehrlich, the magic bullet.
No. Syphilis. 606.
What's that?
He's telling you in a sly, subtle way
that the whole world has syphilis.
That's why he rides off with his mouth closed.
He don't want to be no part
of nobody.
You think so?
That's right.
Hey, Pop, you go bring him back.
Get him back here right now.
Won't you move, you
psychotic?
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Hold the gun on him, old man.
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Masked man, what's your story,
buddy?
You know Mr. D 'Angelo.
He's busted mad.
His mommy made all them hot Italian
cakes.
You runned off and didn't accept love or
nothing.
How come you're so snotty?
You can't accept even a
present from nobody.
Now explain if you get your
goddamn hands off me.
You barbarians.
The reason I never wait for thank
you, you see, uh...
Supposing once I did wait for a thank you, and I
heard it.
Thank you, Mask Man.
What's that?
Thank you, Mask Man.
What a nice sound.
Thank you, Mask Man.
I'll have it again, son.
Let me hear that once again.
Thank you, Mask Man.
Thank you, Mask Man.
We're in trouble.
Get the lone ranger.
In a minute.
I'll be with you in a minute.
The town is burning down.
Look, I helped you people a
lot of years.
I'm entitled to a few thank you, Mask
Mans.
And shut up, or you're not going to get any help.
I'm telling you.
Thank you, Mask Man.
I'm going to get a Thank You, Massman book.
That's what I'll do.
Every time I get a Thank You, Massman,
put it in the book.
Now I'm old and I'll tell people,
you know,
I wasn't always in the shingle business,
you know.
No, sirree, look at this book of mine.
Thank You, Massman, Leo Carrillo,
Freeport, Long Island.
Warren William, It's
Been a Great Life.
Yes, I'm going down to the mailbox now.
See if my Thank You,
Massman man came today.
Who's been fooling with my mail?
Someone's fooling with my mail.
My son writes me
and someone's fooling with my mail.
Leave my mail alone.
I just got a little blazer.
Keep my bed neat.
No, my mail,
I don't want anyone fooling my mail.
Don't be fooling your mail.
There are no more thank -you mass
mans.
The Messiah returned
during the night.
The Messiah?
What does this have do with me?
You see, men like yourself
and Lenny Bruce, you thrive upon the continuance of segregation,
violence and disease.
The Messiah returns all is pure,
you stand in the breadline.
You mean? That's right.
Without polio, a sock is a puss.
Well, then, I'll make trouble, God damn it.
I must have a thank -you mask, man.
This way,
what I don't have, I don't miss.
That's why I always ride off.
That damn mask, man,
you sure can talk about it.
My damn head hurts me.
I don't know what hell you're talking about,
Lee or Korea or freeboard.
Look, I work for the city.
You understand, buddy?
I got a job to do.
Now, what the hell now?
Let's see here.
You accept the present.
We'll get the hell out of here.
Now, go ahead.
Anything you want.
Take it. Anything?
Go ahead.
Ashtray, dollar, whip,
anything you want.
Anything? All right. I know.
Give me that Indian over there.
Who's that? Tonto?
Yes, I want Tonto the Indian.
You're gonna get you Tonto.
His name ain't Tonto's Tonto.
You can't have Tonto.
You made the deal.
That's what I want. Tonto the
Indian.
I'm gonna give you a Tonto in a minute,
buddy.
What the hell do you want
Tonto for?
To perform an unnatural act.
What? You heard him.
To perform an unnatural act.
A masked man's a fag.
Ah! Ah, the fag man, goddamn!
Ah, a fag masked man.
Oh, Lordy, I don't know what to tell you.
That's why you wear that mascot mascara
under there, ain't you, damn fag?
You're a dang queer,
ain't you, masked man?
I can't believe that, buddy.
A masked fag man.
I'm not a fag man.
Not a real fag man.
I read about how bad the fag men were,
and I want to try it now, just once.
In fact, I like what they do with
fag men.
The punishment is quite correct,
consistent with a lot of law.
They throw them in jail,
a lot of men.
Very clever.
Wash them up
and get them ready.
And I tell you what, give me the horse
too.
Who do you want that horse for?
I want him for the act.
Twisted fag, you damn him.
The horse is a freak.
Lenny Bruce 
