Susi: G major•
Verse 1
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My mother said
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that I never should
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Play with the naughty,
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rude girls in the wood
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Their giggling talk I could
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never understand
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And that's why I fell in love
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with my right hand
Verse 2
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And it does me good like it
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
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And I'm always pulling my pud'
Verse 3
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I was twenty- five years old
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before I was kissed
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And then I found that I preferred
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you can't catch VD
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It's available at any time and
it's absolutely free
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Verse 4
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And it does me good like it
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
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And I'm always pulling my pud'
Verse 5
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Oh Mrs. Palm and your five
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Thank you for having me
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and being oh so kind
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I've got pains in my arms and
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my dong is growing shorter
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My knees have turned to water
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and I think I'm going blind
Verse 6
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I've wanked over Italy,
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I've wanked over Spain
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I've even had a wank in a train
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I've used a badger and
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a melon and a cat
An inflatable Linda Lovelace and
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a Davy Crockett hat
Verse 7
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And it does me good like it
bloody well should
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
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And I'm always pulling my pud'
Verse 8
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Oh, Mrs Palm and your five
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Thank you for having me
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and being oh so kind
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I've got pains in my arms and
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my dong is getting shorter
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My knees have turned to water
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and I think I'm going blind
Verse 9
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He's a wanker, he's a wanker
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And it does him good like it bloody
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well should
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He's a wanker, he's a wanker
Outro 1
his pud'
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