the pornographer

the pornographer madadaling guitar chords ni Pierre De Gaillande

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Gitara
Pag-tune

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Fret 4

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  • Em

  • G

  • B

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  • A

  • F#

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  • Am

  • Em

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  • B

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  • Am

    • Intro 1
    Em
    G
    B
    G
    Em
    G
    A
    B

    Verse 1

    Em

    When I was just a little lad
    F#
    B

    My fear of swearing was so bad
    G

    That even if I thought the word "shit"
    B

    I never uttered it, But
    Em

    Now that I earn my daily wage
    F#
    B

    Ranting and raving from the stage
    G

    "Shit" never stays inside my head
    B
    Em

    Instead it's said
    Verse 2
    Am
    Em
    F#

    I'm the pornographer of
    B
    Em

    the phonograph, sir
    Am
    G
    B
    Em

    The perverted son of the sing- along
    Verse 3
    Em

    To titilate the balcony
    F#
    B
    G

    I spew all kinds of infamy

    Mouthfulls of raw and trashy French
    B

    That don't make any sense, but
    Em

    When I'm back home under my roof
    F#
    B

    I blame my soul with much reproof
    G
    B

    And cry "You twisted little elf
    Em

    Go fuck yourself"
    Verse 4
    Am
    Em
    F#

    I'm the pornographer of
    B
    Em

    the phonograph, sir
    Am
    G

    The perverted son
    B
    Em

    of the sing- along
    Verse 5
    Em

    Every Sunday I'm in the booth
    F#
    B

    Confessing all my words uncouth
    G

    Giving the priest my solemn prayer
    B

    To hide my derriere, but
    Em

    Fearing if I clean up my show
    F#
    B

    I'll end up singing on skid row
    G
    B

    I'm back up on stage pretty fast
    Em

    Showing my ass
    Verse 6
    Am
    Em
    F#

    I'm the pornographer of
    B
    Em

    the phonograph, sir
    Am
    G
    B
    Em

    The perverted son of the sing- along
    Verse 7
    Em

    My wife, to put it mildly
    F#
    B

    Has a certain proclivity
    G

    That makes her like to lay in the nude
    B

    With just any old dude, But
    Em

    In all sincerity, how may
    F#
    B

    I speak about this on the stage
    G

    If I can't tell you that she's got
    B
    Em
    Am

    Fire in her twat?
    Em
    I'm the
    Verse 8
    F#

    pornographer of
    B
    Em

    the phonograph, sir
    Am
    G
    B
    Em

    The perverted son of the sing- along
    Verse 9
    Em

    Surely I'd gain much satisfaction
    F#
    B

    Even a medal for my actions
    G

    Singing with fervor of the love
    B

    Reserved for God above, But
    Em

    My angel told me from her cloud
    F#
    B

    "Singing of love is not allowed
    G

    Unless that love describes the lore
    B
    Em
    Am

    Of a filthy whore"
    Em
    I'm the
    Verse 10
    F#

    por nographer of
    B
    Em

    the phonograph, sir
    Am
    G
    B
    Em

    The perverted son of the sing- along
    Verse 11
    Em

    And when I elegantly play
    F#
    B

    For the boss of a cabaret
    G

    Some pretty tune pulled from my vest
    B

    It just leaves him depressed, And
    Em

    Holding back tears, he begs of me
    F#
    B

    "If you sing flowers' majesty
    G

    For pity's sake please let them grow
    B
    Em
    Am

    In a bordello
    Em
    I'm the
    Verse 12
    F#

    pornographer of
    B
    Em

    the phonograph, sir
    Am
    G
    B

    The perverted son of
    Em

    the sing- along
    Verse 13
    Em
    B

    Every evening before I eat
    F#
    B

    I sit out on my balcony
    G

    Eyeing the gentle folks below
    B

    In the setting sun's glow, But
    Em

    Don't ask me to compose a poem
    F#
    B

    If it would upset you to know
    G
    B

    That I like watching every day
    Em

    Cunts on parade
    Verse 14
    Am
    Em
    F#
    B

    I'm the pornographer of the phonograph,
    Em

    sir
    Am
    G
    B
    Em

    The perverted son of the sing- along
    Verse 15
    Em

    All the good souls with

    righteous hearts
    F#
    B

    Are glad to know that when I depart
    G
    B

    Satan will make a shishkabob

    Of this foul- mouthed slob, But
    Em

    May the Lord in his omnipotence
    B
    F#
    B

    For whom words make no difference
    G

    Admit into that shining tower
    B
    Em

    On that somber hour
    Verse 16
    Am
    Em
    F#

    Me, the por nographer of
    B
    Em

    the phonograph, sir
    Am
    G
    B

    The perverted son of the sing- along

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