the pornographer

the pornographer madadaling guitar chords ni Pierre De Gaillande

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Gitara

Pag-tune

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Intro 1

Verse 1

When

I was

just

a

little

lad

My fear

of swearing

was

so

bad

That

even

if

I

thought

the word

"shit"

I never

uttered

it,

But

Now

that I

earn

my

daily

wage

Ranting

and

raving

from

the stage

"Shit"

never

stays

inside

my

head

Instead

it's said

Verse 2

I'm

the

pornographer of

the phono

graph,

sir

The

perverted

son

of the

sing-

along

Verse 3

To

titilate the balcony

I spew

all

kinds

of

infamy

Mouthfulls of

raw and

trashy

French

That

don't

make

any

sense,

but

When

I'm

back

home under

my roof

I

blame

my

soul

with

much

reproof

And

cry "You

twisted

little

elf

Go fuck

yourself"

Verse 4

I'm

the

pornographer of

the phono

graph,

sir

The

perverted

son

of the

sing-

along

Verse 5

Every

Sunday

I'm in

the booth

Con

fessing

all

my

word

s uncouth

Giving

the

priest

my

solemn

prayer

To

hide

my

derriere,

but

Fearing

if

I

clean up

my

show

I'll

end

up

singing

on

skid

row

I'm

back

up on stage

pretty

fast

Showing

my

ass

Verse 6

I'm

the

pornographer of

the phono

graph,

sir

The

perverted

son

of the

sing-

along

Verse 7

My

wife,

to

put it

mildly

Has

a certain

pro

clivity

That

makes her

like

to lay

in the

nude

With

just

any

old

dude,

But

In

all sincerity,

how

may

I speak

about

this

on

the stage

If I

can't

tell

you that

she's

got

Fire

in

her

twat?

I'm

the

Verse 8

pornographer of

the phono

graph,

sir

The perverted

son

of the

sing-

along

Verse 9

Surely

I'd

gain

much

satisfaction

Even

a

medal

for

my

actions

Singing

with

fervor

of the

love

Reserved

for

God

above,

But

My

angel

told

me

from

her cloud

"Singing

of

love

is

not

allowed

Un

less

that

love

describes

the

lore

Of a

filthy

whore"

I'm

the

Verse 10

por

nographer of

the phono

graph,

sir

The

perverted

son

of the

sing-

along

Verse 11

And

when

I

elegantly

play

For

the boss

of

a cab

aret

Some

pretty

tune

pulled

from

my

vest

It

just

leaves

him depressed,

And

Holding

back

tears,

he begs

of me

"If

you sing

flowers' majesty

For pity's

sake

please

let

them

grow

In

a

bordello

I'm

the

Verse 12

pornographer of

the phono

graph,

sir

The

perverted

son

of

the sing-

along

Verse 13

Every

evening

before

I

eat

I sit

out

on my

balcony

Eyeing

the

gentle

folks

below

In the setting

sun's

glow,

But

Don't

ask

me

to

compose

a poem

If

it

would upset

you to

know

That

I

like watching

every

day

Cunts on

parade

Verse 14

I'm

the

pornographer of

the phonograph,

sir

The perverted

son

of the sing-

along

Verse 15

All

the good souls

with

righteous

hearts

Are glad

to know

that

when

I

depart

Satan

will

make

a

shishkabob

Of this

foul-

mouthed

slob,

But

May

the Lord

in

his

omnipotence

For

whom

words

make

no

dif

ference

Ad

mit

into

that shining

tower

On that

somber

hour

Verse 16

Me,

the

por

nographer of

the phono

graph,

sir

The perverted

son

of the

sing-

along

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