Your servant, your servant,
indeed I'm not your servant,
Although you give me
less than servants pay,
I'm a free and independent employee.
Because I'm a woman,
you think like every woman,
I have to be a slave or concubine.
You conceited, self -indulgent Libertine,
Libertine.
How I wish I'd told him that,
right to his face, Libertine.
And while we're on the subject,
sire,
There are certain go ings -on
around this place
That I wish to tell you I do not admire.
I do not like polygamy,
or even moderate bigamy,
I realize that in your eyes
this clearly makes of prigamy,
but I am from a civilized land called Wales,
where men like you
are kept in county jails.
In your pursuit of treasure,
you have mistresses who treasure you.
They have no care of other men
beside whom they can measure you.
A flock of sheep and you the only ram.
No wonder you're the wonder of Siam.
Oh dear, I'm really rather
glad I didn't say that,
with all the women there,
and the
The children, the children, the children
I'll not forget the children
No matter where I go I'll always see
Those little faces looking up at me
Your Majesty, shall I tell
you what I think of you?
You're spoiled
You're a conscientious worker,
but you're spoiled.
Giving credit where it's due,
there is much I like in you.
But it's also very true that
you're spoiled.
Everybody's always bow
ing to the king.
Everybody has to grovel
to the king.
By your boudoir you are blessed,
By your ladies you're caressed,
But the one who loves you
be st is the king.
All that bowing and kowtowing
To remind you of your royalty
I find a most disgusting exhibition.
I wouldn't ask a Siamese cat
to demonstrate his loyalty
by taking that ridiculous po sition.
How would you like it
if you were a man
playing the part of a toad?
Crawling around on your
el bows and knees,
eating the dust in the road.
Toads! Toads!
All of your people are toads!
Yes, your majesty.
No, your majesty.
Tell us how low to go,
your majesty.
Make some more decrees,
your majesty.
Don't let us up off our knees,
your majesty.
Give us a kick if you please,
your majesty.
Give us a kick if you would,
your majesty.
Oh!
Oh, that was good, Your Majesty.