-O' -Lantern
About the time Jack said what he did,
Russia fired an d blowed her lid.
A pineapple stalk an d a coconut treat
was all that's left of Hawaii.
That little caper made Uncle Sam mad,
he loaded a dose and a messle he had.
He pushed a button,
he fired one round,
Siberia was just a hole in
the ground.
The four little monkeys on
the moon couldn't hide,
so they just sat there,
Side to side, a -scratchin' at a thinkin'
Of the stupid men,
tryin' to figure out all the deals
Down on Earth there's a
duckin' and a -bombin'
Each side a -guessin' what
next is a -comin'
Two towns were left when they had recess
A town up East and one in the West
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey,
monkey, real stuff
Monkey, monkey, monkey,
monkey, monkey, real stuff
Two little monkeys was real good pals
Uncle Sam's a boy, the Red's a gal
They knowed by now,
beyond a doubt
Everything on Earth had been wiped out
They agreed at once to leave the place
to see what was left of the human race.
They loaded right up for the long, long trip,
two little monkeys and a
rocket ship.
Monkey business,
monkey business.
Back on Earth, not a thing is left,
two little monkeys all by themselves.
Jack looked around and scratched his head,
he rared right up, here's what he said.
Now folks have said,
a long time ago,
monkeys are the ones that started the show.
He winked at her and said with a grin,