It's perfectly natural,
can happen to anyone.
If they say that they don't,
then they lie.
It can sound like a duck,
it can sound like a frog,
it can sound like an elephant or a scythe.
It was not you and it was not me,
but for some reason up in here
it's getting hard to breathe.
It was not me, it was not you,
it was one of the three, I'm gonna tell you.
It was mama, mama tooted
She may say that she did not
and she is probably right
But I'm going to blame it on mama
All night
It's perfectly natural,
it can happen to anyone,
some more than others they say.
It does not matter what you eat,
it does not matter what you drink,
it's gonna happen all the time,
all the day.
The be st thing to do is go
into the bathroom
when there isn't anybody around.
But then there's the time
when you've got to be sublime
And all you can do is
block the sound
Just like Mama Mama too
She may say that she did not
and she was probably right
But I'm go ing to blame it on Mama
All night
It's not gentle manly, it's not ladylike
It can happen in the car,
on the back of a bike
It can happen in the elevator,
happen in the tub
I think that it's my favorite,
it goes blub -blub -blub
It was not you, and it was not me
For some reason I've been here,
it's getting hard to breathe
It was not me, it was not you
It was one of the three, I'm gonna tell you
It was Mama
Mama tooted
She may say that she did not,
and she is probably right
But I'm going to blame it on mama
All night
Yeah, it was mama
Mama tooted
Yeah, it was mama