Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah
Let me tell you about where
we all come from
It began in Africa
Look at me with my hairy face
Do I re mind you of anyone else?
I eat meat and fruit
and love to root and hunt
Stand tall and dominate
the world like a cunt
Check out my gun, my car,
my steak, my date, my chick
I'm a powerful creature with the will
To kick the shit out of you if you mess
With my religion of excess, yeah
I am the ape man
We are the ape men
Please meet Lucy, the gal from Ethiopia
She's a little bit skinny,
but she sure looks like a momma
Please meet Lucy,
the gal from Ethiopia
She's a little bit skinny,
but she sure looks like a momma
Sure looks like a momma
to me
I like to climb and I love to run
I take pride in the speed of my fellow scum
I wipe out all forms of competition
Over years and years of rapid evolution
I'm right on top, I'm king of the crop
I won the belt, I'm not gonna stop
Calling on creatures all over the world
My time is now so let the truth unfurl
I am the ape man,
we are the ape men
Please meet Lucy, the gal from Ethiopia
She's a little bit skinny,
but she sure looks like a mama
Please meet Lucy,
the gal from Ethiopia
She's a little bit skinny,
but she sure looks like a mama
Sure looks like a mama, tell her
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, ah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
My joints point to bipedality
My femur shows traits of hu manity
My shaft is angled to the condyles
Which allows my legs to be mobile
I'm a leaf with a special pelvis
It's ad apted to dance so I can twist
And shout out loud that my talus shows
Evidence of convergent toes
I am the ape man
We are the Ape Man,
I am the Ape Man, cuckoo -ca -choo
Mr. Bush meet Lucy,
the gal from Ethiopia
She's a little bit skinny,
but she sure looks like a mama
Please meet Lucy,
the gal from Ethiopia
She's a little bit skinny,
but she sure looks like a mama
Sure looks like a mama to me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ha ho ho ho ho.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah ha ho ho ho ho.
She's your american mama.
Hurts me you see.
Yeah. Yeah.
Ha ho ho ho ho.
She's your american mama.
Hurts me you see.
Mama mama mama mama mama.
Losing these aren't moves.
Momma sends bombs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.