Little Pieces Of Seaweed

Little Pieces Of Seaweed madadaling guitar chords ni Steve Vai

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    6
    • Verse 1
    You're lookin' 
    for trouble 

    You've 
    come to the right 
    place 

    Come on 
    baby, 

    smack 
    the 
    smegma 

    All across 
    the place 
    because... 

    I 
    took 
    Verse 2
    little pieces 
    of seaweed 
    and 
    I caused 
    stretch 
    marks 
    to appear 
    all 
    over 
    your 
    little 
    body. 
    Yes 
    I did. 
    I 
    really 
    did. It 
    was all 
    over 
    your body. 
    Eh, 
    your body 
    looked 
    like 
    a road 
    map, 

    and my 
    best 
    friend 
    got so 
    confused, 
    he 
    thought you 
    were 
    doubting 
    Thomas 
    and put his 
    fingers 
    in your 
    holes 
    that I left 
    there after 
    I 
    beat you 
    up with 
    an 
    axe. 

    Verse 3
    I looked 
    at 
    you and 
    I suppose 
    that 
    you'd like to 
    stick a 
    pair of speakers 
    in my 
    throat because 
    you 
    don't like 
    the way 
    I speak. 
    Of 
    course 
    you 
    don't. Why 
    don't you put me 

    in overdrive 
    and 
    we'll get 
    in treble. 
    We'll have 
    triplets together. 
    We'll 
    have to talk 
    to the 
    staff 
    about 
    it. 
    Oh, I'm 
    so flat; I'm so flat; I'm 
    so flat; I'm 
    so flat. 

    Verse 4
    Ah, 
    you're under 
    arrest. 
    You're 
    under arrest. 
    You're under 
    arrest 
    for smiling 
    in Sector 
    V, 
    now; don't 
    step 
    across 
    the line. 
    Take 
    off your 
    clothes. 
    Put 
    your buttocks 
    in 
    your pocket 
    and spread 
    your 
    hands. 
    Now 
    bend over. 
    Now bend 
    over. 
    Bend over, 
    bend 
    over 
    and spread 
    those cheeks. 
    Bend 
    over 
    and 
    spread those 
    cheeks. 
    Bend 
    over and spread 
    those 
    cheeks. Bend 
    over and 
    spread those 
    cheeks. 
    I'm 
    going 
    to insert 
    my 
    notes 
    from 
    an 
    isotope that I 
    scored 
    off Einstein 
    while 
    he 
    peeled 
    off 
    his 
    pimples 
    with plutonium. 
    Why 
    can't 
    he perform 
    the way he 
    did 
    earlier? 
    (Well, I'll tell 
    you). What's wrong 
    with 
    him? He's 
    lost 
    his 
    style; he's lost 
    his 
    spunk; he's 
    no 
    good; he's funk. 
    He smells 
    like 
    a cowbell. 
    He has 
    the personality 
    of 
    a road accident. 
    He has 
    the 
    IQ of 
    salamander 
    sweat. 
    And he 
    smells 
    like 
    stale 
    cat 
    piss 
    shoved 
    intravenously through 
    the IV 
    of an aging 
    welfare 
    patient. 
    Welfare, 

    all 
    fare, 
    we're all 
    fair 
    on 
    this 
    universe, 
    and I've got 
    a 
    tick
    et to 
    ride you any 
    time I want 
    because 
    I'm abusive. 
    Don't cry 
    at me 
    with 
    your 
    wah- wah pedal. 
    Don't plug 
    in 
    your amplifier 
    and tell 
    me you 
    paid 
    your 
    dues. Don't tell me you went 
    for 
    this 
    guy's act 
    and you went for your own 
    fame. 
    Don't tell 
    me that I'm to 
    blame. 

    Verse 5
    And 
    I 
    took 
    little pieces 
    of sea
    weed. 
    I took 
    little pieces 
    of seaweed. 
    I took little 
    pieces 
    of seaweed. 
    I took little, 
    I took 
    little pieces 
    of seaweed. 
    Pieces 
    of 
    seaweed. I took little 
    pieces 
    of seaweed. 
    Pieces 
    of. 
    I took little 
    pieces 
    of seaweed 
    and I 
    caused 
    stretch 
    marks to 
    appear all 
    over your little 
    body. 
    Yes I 
    did. 
    I really did. 
    It was all over 
    your body. 
    Eh, eh, 
    your body 
    looked 
    like a 
    road map, 
    and my best 
    friend got 
    so confused, 
    he thought 
    you were a doubting 
    Thomas 
    and he put his fingers 
    in 
    your holes that 
    I left there after 
    I 
    beat 
    you up with an 
    axe. 
    And he put you 
    in the car, and he 
    drove you down 
    to 
    Sylmar to meet this guy 
    who used 
    to play for the big guy. 
    You know, the 
    big guy. I'll be 
    Frank with 
    ya, ya know. 
    (Snork) But, 

    no. 
    It wasn't good 
    enough for her. She 
    wanted a sensitive 
    guy. 
    So I 
    fuckin' tok 
    her out to 
    the beach 
    and I 
    put some sandpaper 
    in the KY 
    Jelly - - because 
    you 
    always 
    hurt the ones 
    you 
    love. 
    (Oh, that's why you 
    beat her up with 
    an axe). I 
    let the pelicans, 
    I let the 
    pelicans, 
    have 
    their 
    way with 
    her. 
    (I'm over here, 
    Shorts. 
    Here 
    Shorts...). And 
    I 
    threatened 
    her with a 
    pelic
    an. 
    I threatened 
    her 
    with 
    a pelican. 
    Don't 
    tell me that I'm to 
    blame. Ya tell me, 
    tell me, tell me, ya tell 
    me 
    you're so 
    good; you tell me you're so 
    fine; you tell me you're so 
    wonderful; you tell me you're sublime. 
    You tell 
    me 
    you're so good; you tell 
    me you're so fine; you tell 
    me you're 
    so wonderful; you 
    tell me you're sublime, sublime, 
    sublime, sublime, 
    sublime. 
    Eh ha, eh 
    ha, ha, 
    ha, eh, ha ha... 

    Verse 6
    And 
    he judges. 
    He 
    judges. 
    He says what's 
    good and what's right, 
    and what's good and 
    what's right, 

    an
    d what's good and what's 
    right, and what's good as what's right. 
    He 
    says, “This product 
    will sell many 
    units in that 
    demographic area”. And 
    I 
    took 
    little pieces of 
    seaweed and I 
    caused stretch 
    marks 
    to appear 
    all 
    over your 
    little body. 
    Yes 
    I 
    did; yes I 
    did; yes 
    I 
    did; yes 
    I 
    did.... 

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