Hey yo,
girls of the world are tricky
You turn your head one time,
they're trying to slip you a mickey
Say they're independent,
yet they still got a few carry
When I turn 45,
I probably still won't be married
Why's that, dawg?
The girlies get me perturbed
Most of them get kicked to the curb
Don't get me wrong, I love the hotties
All shapes and sizes,
but some of these hotties come equipped with surprises
Once they cut my hair, I said, are you
Brutus the barber?
Kick to the curb,
I need a lady in the harbor, miss
Statue of
Liberty, standing tall and proud
I adore ya, I adore ya,
I'ma scream it out loud
Let me get to the point of things,
shall we?
Keep sleepin' and slippin',
the head'll be outtie
Come to test me,
you don't need to rest me
When I talk,
you button your lip like a vestige
This rain like a bug on
the wall
Unfortunately,
rain won't be your downfall
Don't dance, sneeze,
or breathe too hard, my mellow
I break jaws and make them
wiggle like cello
You're weak and flimsy
like hot plastic
You're just a sad case,
but I'm a basket
Having more than just one spoon loose
That means you'll have more
than one missing tooth
Add an odd jammy broken
nose and a gash
Right over top your left eye lash
And face it,
we haven't picked off the mic yet
You won't bubble abuse too,
that's just what you'll get
I'm not the type of brother
showing mercy
Crusader for real, hip -hop from
New
Jersey
Take it from
Jordan, eat your
Wheaties, get your weight up
I'll take it to you straight up,
and kick it to the curb
Lalala lala lali lala
La la la la la la la
Lala lala lala lula
Lala lala lala lala
Lala lala lala lula
Lala lala lala luli
I put a sign outside the door,
please don't disturb me
Or else I have to kick you to the curb
The good and plenty footy with
the soccer style lefty
Treat that ass like trash and
drag it like a hefty
Two plop, three plop,
what's your reply?
Stumbling on
This ain't football but the mic,
you're fumbling
And I recovered and smothered it
Wait, I hear sirens
The
Don kicked the shit out of the
Don
DeLions
I'm rockin' old man, I'm I'm a rockin' old man,
I'm a
rockin'
You