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I can be the hot dog and you can madaling mga kord ng gitara ni
Ivor Biggun
Ivor Biggun

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Verse 1
G
C

I'm 37,
F
C

I'm still living with me mum,
G
C
G

I've no pals now, my guinea pig's dead,
F
C

and my dad needs my room
G

to grow mushrooms,
C
G
F

so I suppose that it's time I was wed.
C
G

Now you don't sweat much for a fat lass,
F

and I hear you've a rich mum and dad,
C

And in the dark,
G

with the light right behind you,
F
C

you really don't look quite that bad.
G

And that's why I wrote you
Am
G

this meaningful melody.

Okay lads, three chords in the key of A,

let's put some spunk into it.

I can be the hot dog

and you can be the bun.

I can be the ramrod

and you can be the gun.
C

I can be the cistern

if you will pull my chain.
G

I can be the dino -rod

if you will be the drain
D
G

I'll even be the daddy
C

and you can be the mum
G

I can be the suppository
C

and you can be the bum
G

But I can't understand
Bb

No, he can't understand
C

No, I can't understand
G

why women don't like me

It's one of life's little mysteries

No, I can't understand
Bb

No, he can't understand
C

No, I can't understand
G

why women don't like me

Oh, cruel fate!

I can be the Christmas fairy,

you can be the tinsel

I can be the athlete's foot

and you can be the plimsoll
C

I can be the landlord's thumb

and you can be the drink
G

I can be the plunger

and you can be the sink
D

I will be the dentist
C

if you will open wide
G

I can be the vet's rubber glove

and you can be the cow's backside

But I can't understand
Bb

No, it can't understand
C

Now I can't understand
G

why women don't like

Dear Anna Raeburn,

what am I doing wrong?

Now I can't understand
Bb

No, he can't understand
C

Now I can't understand
G

why women don't like me

I've got the brew cream's browns

You can be the sandwich,

I can be the lemon curd

You can be the WC and I can be the turd
C

I can be the rupture

and you can be the truss
G

You can be the pimple
C

and I can be the pus
D
G
D

You can be the vomitbag
C

and I can be the trim
G

You can be the Y Front

and I can be the...

What's this word?

I can't understand!
Bb

No, he can't understand!
C

No! I can't understand
G

why women don't like

I 've got the old teeth

and a motorbike inside

No! I can't understand!
Bb

No, he can't understand!
C

No! I can't understand
G

why women don't like me!

me, me, me...

I can be the finger,

and you can be the pie.
C

I can be the poker,
G

and you can be the stye.

I can be the writing,

if you will be the wall.

I can do the breaststroke,

if you will do the crawl.
C

You can be the racing car,
G

and I can be James Hunt.
C

I can be the sailor,
G

and you can be the...

What's this word?

Mr Biggin, the word is hunt.

Are you sure?

I can be the stone,

and you can be the kidney.

You can be the choir boy,
C
G

and I can be my rather
C

strange Uncle Sidney.
G

But if your heart should chance
F
C
G

resist my subtlety and charms,

and my suave sophistication
F
C

fails to bring you to my arms,
G

You'd be the wild and lovely girl
F
C

I'd lost before she'd grown
G
C

And you will be a memory,
F
C

and I will be...
G

Probably going down the pub
C

There's a darts match on at the
G

Swan in Fulham Broadway

Or I might go to the pictures

and see Clit Eastwood

Or Danish dentist on the job

Or I might go and stare

at the nurses playing tennis

Or I might go and get some Algerian

Scotch whisky from the off -licence

And get Kermode hugging drunk

Or I might go and stick me gong
Outro 1

through somebody's letterbox

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