I got
a high maintenance woman,
she keeps me on the run
Yeah, but if she wasn't any good,
it wouldn't be no doggone fun
You know I like a wo
man with personality
She might be really needy,
but that's all right
by me
Cause every 15 minutes
when she needs that
hand to hold
It's me she's gonna turn to,
my nights are
never cold
High maintenance woman,
she keeps me on the
Yeah, but if she wasn't any worse,
it wouldn't be no doggone fun.
Hey
James?
So much drama, mama,
I can barely catch my breath.
She's dragging all that baggage,
hard to get a handle on herself.
She's got more hang -ups than a cleaner's,
more anger than a picket line, more troubles
Robert
Johnson, more issues than the
New
York
Times
High maintenance woman,
something's always wrong
But she gives me crazy lovin'
Every day and all night long
I'm patching more holes than a tailor
I hear more problems than a priest
I catch her when she falls apart
And put back every piece
Her mood swings like
Sinatra, or
Ti ger
Woods on the
T
But she's got no use for other men,
and she thinks the world of me
High maintenance woman,
she works me all the time
Yeah, don't you criticize my baby,
or you ain't no friend of mine
She's my high -maintenance woman,
keeps me on the run
Yeah, but if she wasn't any worse,
it wouldn't be no doggone fun
Hey
James?
Yeah babe?
We need to go shopping
Oh yeah, what do we need?
Floor polish, shoe pol ish, nail polish, tooth polish,
and I need to get my hair done.
Didn't you get your hair done last week?
Exactly.
It's been a whole week.
Alright, well, let's go.
What, now?
Oh, I still gotta do my nails, do my face,
and change my clothes.
Well, what's wrong with
the clothes you got on?
Ah, I they make me look fat.
Which dress do you prefer?
The red one or the blue one?
Uh, the blue one.
Really? I don't have a blue one.
If she wasn't any worse,
there wouldn't be no doggone fun.