I, always hated hickeys all
around my neck
But it was feelin pretty good so what,
the heck
The hickey went on, and I went home
I tried to brush it off then
I used a comb
The comb didn't work it got bigger,
and redder
Giz said, "Yo Milk man you
shouldn'ta let her"
But I did Giz, and now I gotta get it off
I tried lotion but it just got soft
The hours went on, and on, and on
Man - I wish the hickey was gone
But it wasn't, and,
my girl was comin over
I needed a plan, to try to get over
So I called King of Chill I said,
"What's up man?
Got a hickey on my neck, I need a plan"
He said, "Yo Milk why don't you
bust a turtleneck?"
I said that's wack but what, the heck
I ran to my room but I couldn't find one
Then like Star Trek, The Searchbegun
I ran through my house from
the bottom to the top
I got a bright idea, I'll ask pop
I ran to dad, I said, "What's up D?
I need a turtleneck, to cover
this hickey"
He said, "Oh son that
just won't work;
you'll feel real hot and you'll
look like a jerk"
I said, "Okay - then what's
your advice?"
He said, "Go into the freezer,
and get a piece of ice"
I said a piece of ice, to put on my neck?
It sounds real cold but what, the heck
I went into the freezer,
and did what he said
I hope it would 'ork,
or else I'd be dead
I put the ice on and I waited,
and waited
The hickey was gone - it faded,
it faded
The time was then for my girl to appear
Three
It was the bell, as you can tell
As I opened the door, my eyes did swell
As I, saw somethin' I thought
I never would see
My girl chillin' there with
a great big hickey
I punched her in the mouth
her lip I did wreck
That's how I felt so what, the heck?