Let me tell you about a woman
I know honey, she don't drink,
she don't smoke,
she can't stand a dirty joke,
she don't hang out till
the morning light,
don't have to get her high, Lord to get right,
she's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife
But I'll take a drink, Lord
and I'll have a smoke,
and I'll toss them down right
Filthy jokes, been known to hang out,
till the morning light
We're known to get high,
trying to get right
But that's just me, son, that's just me
When you get to know my woman,
you might think she's square
If you see that woman,
then she lets down her head
She's the damnedest thing
to ever walk into my life
Hey Lord, she's a friend,
she's a lover
She's my wife,
tell them about my wife,
son
I wear jeans, she wears silk
I like beer, she likes milk
She can be soft like a summer rain
But love them don't ignite
She's a hurricane
She's a friend
She's a lover
She's my wife
Lord, it's still a mystery
What she sees in me
Long as the water
He'll never set me free
She's the damnedest thing
She never walked into my life,
hey, Lord
She's a friend, she's a lover,
she's my wife
She's a friend, she's a lover,
she's my wife
She's a friend, she's a lover,
she's a fox
She's a mother, she's my friend
She's a lover, she's my wife
She's a friend, she's my wife
She's a lover, she's my wife
She's a fox, that's my wife