I've studied
up my trigonometry,
and my geometry, an d my greed.
But all the laws of trigonometry
are no use to me, they're antique.
It doesn't take a lot of figuration,
and it doesn't take a college education
To know when love is at your door
That two and two just simply won't
make four
Comes a rainstorm,
put your rumps on your feet
Comes snowstorm,
you can get a little heat
Comes love,
nothing can be done
Comes a fire,
then you know just what to do
No attire, you can buy another shoe
Comes love, nothing can be done
Now don't try hidin'
Cause there isn't any use
You'll start slidin'
When your heart turns on its use
Comes a headache,
you can lose it in a day
Comes a toothache,
see you dance right away
Comes love, nothing can be
done
If it's a heat wave,
you can cool off on the Staten Island Ferry
If it's Wall Street,
you can cry it out in Woodlawn Cemetery
But if it's love,
there's nothing can be done
If you're in trouble,
you can always write a little note to Dorothy Pierce
And if it's loneliness that's got you,
just grab a subway train at 6
But if it's love,
there's nothin' can be done
Chefs, that's all, brother
If you've ever been in love
Oh, that's all, brother
You know what I'm talking of
There's nothing you can't do
With my pounds of nightmare
You can always stay awake from
depression
Together though the break comes,
love comes, love
Oh, there's nothin',
nothin' can be done
There's nothin' can be
done about love
Hey! you. you.